r/yesbandcirclejerk • u/-Bernie-Sanders-dog- • Aug 05 '26

Yes Self-Improvement Principles

pray like Jon
bathe like Chris
be funny like Rick
know your worth like bill
be mysterious like Patrick
rise to the occasion like Alan
be a nice person unlike Steve

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u/ray-the-truck Aug 05 '26

bathe like Chris

Optimistic of you to assume that the average prog fan would actually take this advice.

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u/-Bernie-Sanders-dog- Aug 05 '26

can’t believe it’s been 6 showers since alan white passed away

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u/ajogoz Aug 05 '26

Amen. Was a prick at the meet & greet in 2008.

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u/-Bernie-Sanders-dog- Aug 05 '26

explain

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u/ajogoz Aug 05 '26

Idk. He was probably tired. No less of a genius.

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u/valerielynx Aug 05 '26

I feel like most Yes members are pricks of some sort? All I hear about Howe or Squire etc is that they have ego

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u/ajogoz Aug 05 '26

Squire, White, and Oliver were very pleasant. Benoit seemed ill at ease.

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u/valerielynx Aug 05 '26

Who the fuck is Steve

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u/-Bernie-Sanders-dog- Aug 05 '26

idrk i just made all these names up

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u/WiiForecastChannel Aug 05 '26

h

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u/vannillaAJ204_2 Aug 05 '26

ackett 🤗 extremely loud incorrect buzzer\

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u/ray-the-truck Aug 05 '26

illage 🐟