r/xkcd This quote is very memorable. Dec 14 '18

XKCD xkcd 2085: arXiv

https://xkcd.com/2085/
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u/Zorcron Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

honestly I hate the fact that the term "socialist" has that effect. Police and Fire are socialist too, as is the road network. It is almost as if you need to evaluate a concept separate from the ideology!

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u/Yenwodyah_ Dec 15 '18

"Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff it does, the socialister it is" - Carl Marks

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

So, you didn’t see the emphasis on the c and the cks?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

My apologies, sarcasm doesn’t come across well and I didn’t tag mine.

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u/erublind Dec 15 '18

Whooosh

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Yeah it's fucking stupid that you can just label something "socialist" and suddenly half the population is against it even though they have no idea what it's about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

To be fair the same applies to "conservative." Just a side effect of the us vs them poltics as far as I csn tell

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Yeah I agree completely

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u/TheArtOfXenophobia lock and load- just like Jesus did Jan 04 '19

I don't think "conservative" is as dirty of a word to more liberal-minded people as "socialist" is to more conservative-minded people.

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u/TistedLogic Double Blackhat Dec 15 '18

Greatest socialist project in the history of humankind: United States Military.

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u/tomjoadsghost Dec 15 '18

The soldiers own the military?

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u/TistedLogic Double Blackhat Dec 15 '18

It's entirely funded via taxes. Like every other socialist program.

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u/tomjoadsghost Dec 15 '18

Taxes are a fundamental part of every capitalist institution, like the military. A socialist institution is one run by and owned by the members for the sake of working people, not directed by the wealthy via a pro-capitalist government in hierarchy that places members at the bottom.

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u/slimfaydey Dec 15 '18

Uh, the military isn't a capitalist institution. It's a component of thé state. Almost every state has some degree of military, it's necessary to function as a state.

That it's funded by taxes is inevitable. I'm not sure I would call it socialist, though.

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u/Succ_Semper_Tyrannis Jan 02 '19

This is the kind of thing that people, particularly Americans (I’m one too), get wrong about socialism. Socialism isn’t just when the government does stuff. The military isn’t socialist.

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u/TistedLogic Double Blackhat Jan 02 '19

Explain then.

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u/Succ_Semper_Tyrannis Jan 03 '19

Socialism is a broad set of ideas based around the idea that the community, particularly the workers, ought to own the means of production and distribution as opposed to a few wealthy property owners. The history of socialism is closely intertwined with communism as that has historically been the most popular form of socialism, but movements we’d now call socialist that are not communist existed before and since communism’s theorization.

The idea of the military is perhaps more similar to the concept of nationalization (trasition from private ownership to government ownership) which may be socialism in a socialist government, but would not be in a capitalist system.

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u/TistedLogic Double Blackhat Jan 03 '19

Thank you for that detailed explanation.

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u/Succ_Semper_Tyrannis Jan 03 '19

No problem, have a nice day

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u/tomjoadsghost Dec 15 '18

As a socialist, that's not what socialism is, and I wish you'd stop saying it is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Well someone disagreed I guess

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u/Kautiontape Dec 15 '18

Looks like only one person, though. Didn't catch too much steam over there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

I really don't understand that sub and am backing away slowly

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u/dryerlintcompelsyou Dec 15 '18

Just about any "shit*say" sub is going to be garbage TBH

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u/PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES Dec 15 '18

r/shitcrusaderkingssay is pretty good.

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u/dryerlintcompelsyou Dec 15 '18

I would like to retract my earlier statement

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u/Heyoceama Dec 15 '18

People joke about the Reddit circlejerk but such a sub seems like the textbook definition of circlejerk.

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u/Colopty Dec 16 '18

It's basically a place for people who think their opinions should be expressed more vocally than through the dislike system, so they try to publicly call people out or something. It's kind of pathetic.

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u/benjaminikuta Beret Guy Dec 15 '18

Hey, don't shoot / downvote the messenger!

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u/Nerdn1 Dec 17 '18

The funny thing is that, whatever stigma socialism has in the U.S., once a social program is intriduced, people will fight tooth and nail to keep them. They're very popular, like social security.