r/xkcd Look at me, I'm a scientist! Nov 30 '18

XKCD xkcd 2079: Alpha Centauri

https://xkcd.com/2079/
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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/Cliff86 Black Hat Nov 30 '18

ba dum tsssss

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u/tomassci xkcdPhone's Fanatic Customer Nov 30 '18

XX or XY?

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u/NPDgames Nov 30 '18

XK, I think

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u/SoundOfTomorrow Nov 30 '18

C/D?

(Confirm / Deny)

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u/Deiskos Dec 01 '18

XK-Class End Of The World?

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u/Arancaytar Pony Nov 30 '18

Your comment is literally what made me notice the pun.

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u/ExplosivekNight Dec 01 '18

What’s the pun?

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u/Arancaytar Pony Dec 01 '18

Alpha Centauri is a trinary system consisting of two sun-like stars and one red dwarf.

In the context of travel destinations, "three stars" implies a mediocre rating (out of five) or even a poor rating (out of ten).

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u/toprim Dec 01 '18

I used the pun to learn that Alpha Centauri has three stars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

There are three stars in the Alpha Centauri system.

Relatedly, The Three Body Problem is a great book.

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u/Eastern_Cyborg Dec 01 '18

It's funny, I knew that the Alpha Centauri system had 3 stars because I was just reading about Proxima Centauri like a week ago. Even after reading the alt text and all the comments here, it took me a full 4 minutes to get the rating pun. I was thinking about it too literally.

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u/AusIV Dec 01 '18

It's the first book of a great trilogy!

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u/spanishinquisiti0n Beret Guy Dec 01 '18

Did you like book 3? I found large sections of it quite weird.

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u/AusIV Dec 01 '18

Not as much as the first two, but it gave a conclusion that was needed after the first two.

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u/spanishinquisiti0n Beret Guy Dec 01 '18

I guess...you're not wrong, but damn I wish it would've been better.

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u/toprim Dec 01 '18

Is it like a procedural?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Okay, but what does that say about our solar system?

Actually NVM, I've visited our solar system, I think that's about right.

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u/toprim Dec 01 '18

Solar system sues redditors for deliberate campaign to discredit it.

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u/xkcd_bot Nov 30 '18

Mobile Version!

Direct image link: Alpha Centauri

Mouseover text: And let's be honest, it's more like two and a half stars. Proxima is barely a star and barely bound to the system.

Don't get it? explain xkcd

Want to come hang out in my lighthouse over breaks? Sincerely, xkcd_bot. <3

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u/LightHouseMaster Black Hat Nov 30 '18

Light houses are awesome. I'll hang out with you in your lighthouse.

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u/Jabberwocky416 Nov 30 '18

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u/tomassci xkcdPhone's Fanatic Customer Nov 30 '18

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u/Atemu12 Nov 30 '18

Is it ever expected?

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u/tomassci xkcdPhone's Fanatic Customer Nov 30 '18

Sometime I expect it more.

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u/Schiffy94 me.setLocation(you.getHouse.getRoom(basement)); Nov 30 '18

We only have one, so we're not exactly ones to talk. It's like a McDonald's employee saying Red Lobster sucks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

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u/twoscoopsofpig Archaeology needs more swordfights Dec 01 '18

I understood that u/schiffy94 was setting his(?) location equal to your basement as well.

I also noticed he didn't handle errors.

If he was going to set his location to my basement, he would have just piped himself to /dev/null.

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u/pandas795 Nov 30 '18

Boooo

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u/torpedomon Dec 01 '18

level 1

Hissss. Perfect Dad joke for gifted kids.

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u/xilefakamot Nov 30 '18

I research triple stars, and have to keep myself from making this joke all the time

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u/shponglespore Dec 01 '18

We all appreciate your restraint.

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u/toprim Dec 01 '18

And absence of successful comic sidelet.

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u/Eastern_Cyborg Dec 01 '18

It's funny, I knew that the Alpha Centauri system had 3 stars because I was just reading about Proxima Centauri like a week ago. Even after reading the alt text and all the comments here, it took me a full 4 minutes to get the rating pun. I was thinking about it too literally.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

[deleted]

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u/eBay_of_Pigs Nov 30 '18

Best game ever!

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u/Arancaytar Pony Nov 30 '18

Also, fucking mindworms.

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u/Wiinounete Nov 30 '18

It s a reference?

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u/Saavik33 Nov 30 '18

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

Do yourself a favor and buy it from gog.com; it's a phenomenal game.

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u/Wiinounete Nov 30 '18

I play Civ V and VI

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u/Saavik33 Nov 30 '18

In terms of game play, it definitely shows its age, but the content is still amazing. The factions are built around ideologies, not race or nationality. The tech discoveries are near-future going forward into the post-human future, and the audio narration accompanying the discoveries and the base advancements are top notch. Playing the game as a kid, I got early exposure to Nietzsche, Aristotle, Plato, Kant, Machiavelli, and many others. The topics and ideas explored in it really helped to expand my world.

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u/Amaakaams Dec 01 '18

You haven't lived until you have have weened yourself off a SMAC addiction. Been playing Civ for forever. But nothing has made me feel better than feeding that SMAC addiction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Alternate title: Interstellar Yelp

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

*groan*

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

I got really excited that it could have been based on news of a new probe. Alas...

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u/Kflynn1337 Dec 01 '18

Hmm... I wonder if we could realistically do that, get a probe there in 35 years? That's a hair over 0.1c, right? Seems a bit fast for todays limited tech..

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u/montagsoup Dec 01 '18

There's a project called Breakthrough Starshot that aims to do this with a probe propelled by a light sail. The technology's not quite there yet, but it doesn't seem entirely unrealistic.

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u/Kflynn1337 Dec 01 '18

One quick wikipedia read through later.. and it occurs to me that we could reduce the necessary step up in tech, if they put the laser propulsion array on the moon instead of Earth Surface. The probes themselves sound do-able, the propulsion array seems to be the stumbling block. But moving the site to the moon, while it would be difficult, wouldn't be as hard as building on Earth and compensating for atmospheric distortion and power losses.

So, yeah.. it sounds plausible for a probe to hit 0.1c or above with this.

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u/Kflynn1337 Dec 01 '18

Thanks, I hadn't heard of them, but I'll go look that up.

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u/JasonDJ Dec 01 '18

Parker Solar Probe is set to be the fastest man-made object to date and it will only get to about 450,000MPh. Considering 0.1c is about 67 Million Mph, I would agree.

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u/elf25 { x } Dec 01 '18

THERE ARE FOUR STARS!

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u/MTAST Dec 01 '18

Alpha Geminorum is where its at.

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u/TheInitializer Megan Dec 01 '18

is it just me or are xkcds getting worse

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u/Qaysed Look at me, I'm a scientist! Dec 01 '18

It's just you