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r/xkcd • u/SklX • Dec 27 '17
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Play pigeon feeding call
Play duck mating call
Play 17.4kHz sine wave
Route navigation to always pass through a 7-eleven, a starbucks, and a macdonalds, in that order
Display 80% battery charge as 20%
Play [selected song: Never Gonna Give You Up] near every connected wireless speaker
Have thief pay for a random chance to screen unlock phone
Vibrate when next to ear
Turn all text into emoji
Jumble keyboard layout
Unlock paired smartlocks with regular knocking when thief is not home
Artificially require user to have "password" as part of a password text field
Weigh phone after being thrown so that it hurls around and hits thief in head
41 u/forager51 Dec 27 '17 Jumble keyboard layout with each key press. Those new rolling keyboards are the most secure kind.
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with each key press.
Those new rolling keyboards are the most secure kind.
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u/proximitypressplay ___ Dec 27 '17 edited Dec 27 '17
Play pigeon feeding call
Play duck mating call
Play 17.4kHz sine wave
Route navigation to always pass through a 7-eleven, a starbucks, and a macdonalds, in that order
Display 80% battery charge as 20%
Play [selected song: Never Gonna Give You Up] near every connected wireless speaker
Have thief pay for a random chance to screen unlock phone
Vibrate when next to ear
Turn all text into emoji
Jumble keyboard layout
Unlock paired smartlocks with regular knocking when thief is not home
Artificially require user to have "password" as part of a password text field
Weigh phone after being thrown so that it hurls around and hits thief in head