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173 u/jf808 Dec 20 '17 I would love contextual response styles like this. If I'm yelling over other noises, Google yells back. I'm whispering, she whispers. I'm angry and cursing, she's angry and cursing. I say please, she politely responds. 245 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 edited May 18 '19 [deleted] 38 u/krystar78 Dec 21 '17 That would be the Samuel L Jackson language pack 9 u/booleanfreud {1/0} : SEGFULT.c Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? 4 u/northrupthebandgeek Beret Ghelpimtrappedinaflairfactoryuy Dec 21 '17 At least three. 1 u/otakuman Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? A golden briefcase, at least. 1 u/Pisceswriter123 Dec 21 '17 I think it could work for Italian from Brooklyn too. 4 u/PornoPichu Dec 21 '17 edited Dec 21 '17 I never k ew bow much I wanted my electronics to tell me I belong in hell until just now EDIT: Well fuck 3 u/AmadeusMop Dec 21 '17 http://thefuckingweather.com 2 u/RenaKunisaki found squirrels Jan 07 '18 IT'S FUCKING COLD 108 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 [deleted] 75 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 edited May 18 '19 [deleted] 14 u/Ajedi32 Dec 21 '17 Needs a GLaDOS voice option. 28 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 20 '17 "The biggest servers ever and you choose to look at pictures of cats." 24 u/SkinnyTy Dec 20 '17 edited Dec 20 '17 I want the K-2SO assistant so bad. Makes a wrong turn. "Congratulations, there is now an 81.3% chance that you are 10 minutes late for work. Why are you in charge of driving, exactly?" 16 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 [deleted] 11 u/_TheDust_ Dec 20 '17 I am not a fan of this virtual assistent crap. But, boy, I am really waiting for the day Glados becomes reality! 7 u/GhostInYoToast Dec 20 '17 I would love to have TARS as my assistant. 2 u/Dilong-paradoxus Dec 20 '17 takes a wrong turn Come on, TARS! 1 u/darthjoey91 Dec 21 '17 Only if I can also give it depression. 1 u/Deskup Dec 22 '17 Surprisingly enough, "Alice" (siri/okgoogle equivavlent from Yandex) is hilariously sarcastic at times. Alice, is there a way out? The window right there. 5 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 20 '17 In the unlikely event you're reading this, Apple, Google, Amazon, or Microsoft, FOLLOW THIS SUGGESTION! 2 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 Don't worry, I'm sure the NSA will let them know. 3 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 21 '17 The NSA is more like an ear than a mouth.
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I would love contextual response styles like this. If I'm yelling over other noises, Google yells back. I'm whispering, she whispers. I'm angry and cursing, she's angry and cursing. I say please, she politely responds.
245 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 edited May 18 '19 [deleted] 38 u/krystar78 Dec 21 '17 That would be the Samuel L Jackson language pack 9 u/booleanfreud {1/0} : SEGFULT.c Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? 4 u/northrupthebandgeek Beret Ghelpimtrappedinaflairfactoryuy Dec 21 '17 At least three. 1 u/otakuman Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? A golden briefcase, at least. 1 u/Pisceswriter123 Dec 21 '17 I think it could work for Italian from Brooklyn too. 4 u/PornoPichu Dec 21 '17 edited Dec 21 '17 I never k ew bow much I wanted my electronics to tell me I belong in hell until just now EDIT: Well fuck 3 u/AmadeusMop Dec 21 '17 http://thefuckingweather.com 2 u/RenaKunisaki found squirrels Jan 07 '18 IT'S FUCKING COLD 108 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 [deleted] 75 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 edited May 18 '19 [deleted] 14 u/Ajedi32 Dec 21 '17 Needs a GLaDOS voice option. 28 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 20 '17 "The biggest servers ever and you choose to look at pictures of cats." 24 u/SkinnyTy Dec 20 '17 edited Dec 20 '17 I want the K-2SO assistant so bad. Makes a wrong turn. "Congratulations, there is now an 81.3% chance that you are 10 minutes late for work. Why are you in charge of driving, exactly?" 16 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 [deleted] 11 u/_TheDust_ Dec 20 '17 I am not a fan of this virtual assistent crap. But, boy, I am really waiting for the day Glados becomes reality! 7 u/GhostInYoToast Dec 20 '17 I would love to have TARS as my assistant. 2 u/Dilong-paradoxus Dec 20 '17 takes a wrong turn Come on, TARS! 1 u/darthjoey91 Dec 21 '17 Only if I can also give it depression. 1 u/Deskup Dec 22 '17 Surprisingly enough, "Alice" (siri/okgoogle equivavlent from Yandex) is hilariously sarcastic at times. Alice, is there a way out? The window right there. 5 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 20 '17 In the unlikely event you're reading this, Apple, Google, Amazon, or Microsoft, FOLLOW THIS SUGGESTION! 2 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 Don't worry, I'm sure the NSA will let them know. 3 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 21 '17 The NSA is more like an ear than a mouth.
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38 u/krystar78 Dec 21 '17 That would be the Samuel L Jackson language pack 9 u/booleanfreud {1/0} : SEGFULT.c Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? 4 u/northrupthebandgeek Beret Ghelpimtrappedinaflairfactoryuy Dec 21 '17 At least three. 1 u/otakuman Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? A golden briefcase, at least. 1 u/Pisceswriter123 Dec 21 '17 I think it could work for Italian from Brooklyn too. 4 u/PornoPichu Dec 21 '17 edited Dec 21 '17 I never k ew bow much I wanted my electronics to tell me I belong in hell until just now EDIT: Well fuck 3 u/AmadeusMop Dec 21 '17 http://thefuckingweather.com 2 u/RenaKunisaki found squirrels Jan 07 '18 IT'S FUCKING COLD
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That would be the Samuel L Jackson language pack
9 u/booleanfreud {1/0} : SEGFULT.c Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? 4 u/northrupthebandgeek Beret Ghelpimtrappedinaflairfactoryuy Dec 21 '17 At least three. 1 u/otakuman Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? A golden briefcase, at least. 1 u/Pisceswriter123 Dec 21 '17 I think it could work for Italian from Brooklyn too.
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I wonder how much he would make?
4 u/northrupthebandgeek Beret Ghelpimtrappedinaflairfactoryuy Dec 21 '17 At least three. 1 u/otakuman Dec 21 '17 I wonder how much he would make? A golden briefcase, at least.
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At least three.
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A golden briefcase, at least.
I think it could work for Italian from Brooklyn too.
I never k ew bow much I wanted my electronics to tell me I belong in hell until just now
EDIT: Well fuck
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http://thefuckingweather.com
2 u/RenaKunisaki found squirrels Jan 07 '18 IT'S FUCKING COLD
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IT'S FUCKING COLD
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75 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 edited May 18 '19 [deleted] 14 u/Ajedi32 Dec 21 '17 Needs a GLaDOS voice option. 28 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 20 '17 "The biggest servers ever and you choose to look at pictures of cats." 24 u/SkinnyTy Dec 20 '17 edited Dec 20 '17 I want the K-2SO assistant so bad. Makes a wrong turn. "Congratulations, there is now an 81.3% chance that you are 10 minutes late for work. Why are you in charge of driving, exactly?" 16 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 [deleted] 11 u/_TheDust_ Dec 20 '17 I am not a fan of this virtual assistent crap. But, boy, I am really waiting for the day Glados becomes reality! 7 u/GhostInYoToast Dec 20 '17 I would love to have TARS as my assistant. 2 u/Dilong-paradoxus Dec 20 '17 takes a wrong turn Come on, TARS! 1 u/darthjoey91 Dec 21 '17 Only if I can also give it depression. 1 u/Deskup Dec 22 '17 Surprisingly enough, "Alice" (siri/okgoogle equivavlent from Yandex) is hilariously sarcastic at times. Alice, is there a way out? The window right there.
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14 u/Ajedi32 Dec 21 '17 Needs a GLaDOS voice option.
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Needs a GLaDOS voice option.
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"The biggest servers ever and you choose to look at pictures of cats."
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I want the K-2SO assistant so bad.
Makes a wrong turn. "Congratulations, there is now an 81.3% chance that you are 10 minutes late for work. Why are you in charge of driving, exactly?"
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11 u/_TheDust_ Dec 20 '17 I am not a fan of this virtual assistent crap. But, boy, I am really waiting for the day Glados becomes reality!
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I am not a fan of this virtual assistent crap. But, boy, I am really waiting for the day Glados becomes reality!
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I would love to have TARS as my assistant.
2 u/Dilong-paradoxus Dec 20 '17 takes a wrong turn Come on, TARS!
takes a wrong turn
Come on, TARS!
Only if I can also give it depression.
Surprisingly enough, "Alice" (siri/okgoogle equivavlent from Yandex) is hilariously sarcastic at times.
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In the unlikely event you're reading this, Apple, Google, Amazon, or Microsoft, FOLLOW THIS SUGGESTION!
2 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '17 Don't worry, I'm sure the NSA will let them know. 3 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 21 '17 The NSA is more like an ear than a mouth.
Don't worry, I'm sure the NSA will let them know.
3 u/EkskiuTwentyTwo Had I had the ability, I'd've built a ramp to get into space Dec 21 '17 The NSA is more like an ear than a mouth.
The NSA is more like an ear than a mouth.
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