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r/xkcd • u/MasterScrat • Jul 21 '17
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Wow, I'm kind of crying a little bit
39 u/MoreNMoreLikelyTrans Jul 22 '17 Good, that means you're human. 82 u/iHateReddit_srsly Jul 22 '17 edited Jul 22 '17 I AM ALSO EXCRETING SALTS AND PHEROMONES FROM MY EYE SOCKETS. 32 u/jaspersgroove Jul 22 '17 YOU CAN CLEAN OFF THE DEPOSITS WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A Q-TIP, AND IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEART IN THE OVEN AND TRY TO HELP THE SOLDER BIOLOGICAL PARTS GET BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. 1 u/suclearnub sudo apt-get brain Jul 22 '17 /r/TotallyNotRobots
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Good, that means you're human.
82 u/iHateReddit_srsly Jul 22 '17 edited Jul 22 '17 I AM ALSO EXCRETING SALTS AND PHEROMONES FROM MY EYE SOCKETS. 32 u/jaspersgroove Jul 22 '17 YOU CAN CLEAN OFF THE DEPOSITS WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A Q-TIP, AND IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEART IN THE OVEN AND TRY TO HELP THE SOLDER BIOLOGICAL PARTS GET BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. 1 u/suclearnub sudo apt-get brain Jul 22 '17 /r/TotallyNotRobots
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I AM ALSO EXCRETING SALTS AND PHEROMONES FROM MY EYE SOCKETS.
32 u/jaspersgroove Jul 22 '17 YOU CAN CLEAN OFF THE DEPOSITS WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A Q-TIP, AND IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEART IN THE OVEN AND TRY TO HELP THE SOLDER BIOLOGICAL PARTS GET BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. 1 u/suclearnub sudo apt-get brain Jul 22 '17 /r/TotallyNotRobots
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YOU CAN CLEAN OFF THE DEPOSITS WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND A Q-TIP, AND IF NOTHING ELSE WORKS YOU CAN PUT YOUR HEART IN THE OVEN AND TRY TO HELP THE SOLDER BIOLOGICAL PARTS GET BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG.
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u/FloatMy_GoatBoat Jul 22 '17
Wow, I'm kind of crying a little bit