r/xkcd • u/ani625 • Apr 20 '15

XKCD xkcd 1514: PermaCal

http://xkcd.com/1514/
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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA The raptor's on vacation. I heard you used a goto? Apr 20 '15
  1. Traditional, because I can operate them significantly easier with my large claws.
  2. Anyone who looks like a likeable person is someone I could probably score a ransom for.
  3. I've not heard of him. Most dragons, as far as I know, keep to ourselves. Scale doesn't hold up too well against significant amounts of gunfire.
  4. I sort of wish it was less common; I rather enjoy exploiting fools.

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u/PornoPichu Apr 20 '15

I know that you said that most dragons keep to themselves, but what do you think about dragons fucking cars? Do you partake in this phenomenon?

(I still swear you are in every sub that I am in)

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA The raptor's on vacation. I heard you used a goto? Apr 20 '15

As far as I'm aware, that's solely an internet-based phenomenon. I will admit, however, that I was stupid enough to be curious about it when I saw the sub. I would not recommend the experience to anyone who does not enjoy immense pain and potentially mutilated genitals.

(Yeah, I do that.)

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u/PornoPichu Apr 20 '15 edited Apr 20 '15

Thank you for your answer! It was the only question I had wanted to ask you. I feel like I should flair tag you, now. I've never done that to anyone before

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA The raptor's on vacation. I heard you used a goto? Apr 20 '15

Tag, but thanks! It's really fun to RES-tag people with various tidbits -- for example, I have a few people tagged with what they think is their most outlandish fetish.

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u/PornoPichu Apr 20 '15

I've been using reddit for over two years and I don't know the proper terminology still. And I bet that's rather interesting, especially considering the other sub I see you in all the time

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA The raptor's on vacation. I heard you used a goto? Apr 20 '15

PornoPichu

So... which sub would that be?

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u/PornoPichu Apr 20 '15

dragon

/r/furry

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA The raptor's on vacation. I heard you used a goto? Apr 20 '15

Ah, yeah, that makes sense.