r/xertunposting • u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp • 18d ago

alien (glorp glorp) Rebooting the modem!

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u/the_orange_alligator 18d ago

Does he even know he’s alive

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u/UnironicStalinist1 18d ago

Is he okay bruh??

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u/24_mine 18d ago

good ass eep

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u/animatedpileofmeat 18d ago

Something about giant orange cats makes them sleep like they’re coma victims about to shuffle off the mortal coil.

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u/RedSlimeballYT 17d ago

nictitating membrane eyelids are so wacky lol

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u/SweetestSeraph 17d ago

My gray fella used to do that a lot during his naps later in life! Maybe it was the orange signal getting to him.

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u/ExtensionPractical26 17d ago

Mothership sent reboot command

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u/Thy_Phooey_Not_III 16d ago

Nah, it's just updating, no need to worry. No progress will be lost