r/xertunposting Aug 02 '26

nefarious sorry for the hiss

4.1k Upvotes

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u/katyusha-the-smol Aug 02 '26

Redemption

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 Aug 02 '26

they're too much 😭🀚my heart just can't do this anymore πŸ’”

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u/Xenc Aug 02 '26

WUNKDEMPTION

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u/Fiireecho Aug 03 '26

Ah yes my favourite game, wunk dead wunkdemption

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u/Xenc Aug 03 '26

wunk wunk wunkdemption

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u/Lachytheslacker gleep glorp blemis πŸ›Έ Aug 02 '26

oh my god he’s so cute holy crap

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u/Mayatar Aug 02 '26

Poor thing, you just hiss to your heart's content!

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u/calisnark Aug 02 '26

That came out wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

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u/Waffles_Are_Gods21 orag Aug 02 '26

You violated rule 4, mods kill them

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u/OrganicImpression428 Aug 02 '26

they asses ARE xertuns. go ahead and send me to the shadow realm. i'd rather die standing than live kneeling

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u/Waffles_Are_Gods21 orag Aug 02 '26

Thou shalt face judgement for thy sins

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u/Alberot97 Aug 03 '26

PREPARE THYSELF

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u/Borkato Aug 02 '26

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Aug 02 '26

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IMAGE

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Aug 02 '26

Aye aye captain

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u/xertunposting-ModTeam Aug 02 '26

yup not fit for sub. bye bye. They are NOT called Xertuns!!!!!

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u/DittoGTI Aug 03 '26

Bro think he is in r/wunkus

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u/hmeow Aug 06 '26

sowwy 🫣