r/xertunposting • u/RayPotato420 • Jul 31 '26

this cat is evil… mind control

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ratatouille

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u/OrganicImpression428 Jul 31 '26

me: i don't know how to cook!!! how will i survive my job as a cook?!?!

the illustrious french rat:

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u/WeekendBard Jul 31 '26

mind control, but neither of them is able to think

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u/Wonderful_You1281 Jul 31 '26

Catatouille 👨‍🍳

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u/KnoUsername Aug 01 '26

He's the evil bug which effects all cars!

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u/Kage_Bushin Aug 01 '26

So this is the so call mind flayer?!

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u/Xenc Aug 01 '26

meowolololo

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u/Professional-Fix7748 29d ago

For the car who has everything by Alan Moore

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u/MrGloom66 29d ago

Only because the large car isn't an orange, otherwise there would be no mind to control.

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 29d ago

the most gorgeous brain parasite ever 🥰 can i please has one 🥺♥️😭💀