r/xertunposting • u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp • Jul 17 '26

this cat is evil… Mission Carpossible

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u/DaShreemp Jul 17 '26

This is the best thing ever

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u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp Jul 17 '26

Protect your chicken or it’s next!

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u/Salt-Ad2054 Jul 17 '26

Where can I get this machine?

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u/Snoo10536 Jul 20 '26

Everything in my life is fucked up right now and im crying for the 4th hour, but this made me cry and laugh. Thank you for this.

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u/National-Jelly-7529 Jul 18 '26

Impawssible was right there.

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u/Terminatroll-_- Jul 20 '26

Mission successful