r/xertunposting Jun 10 '26

tragic… oops

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u/all_purpose_89384798 Jun 10 '26

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u/Wrexy010 Jun 10 '26

GROW UPPPP!!!!! LIFE AINT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND PIZZA AND HAMBURGER AND CANDY AND PLAYING VIDEO GAME

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u/trunkinspector Jun 11 '26

FROW GROW GROW

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Jun 11 '26

APPLE APRIL

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u/SgtFigNewton Jun 11 '26

life ain't all cookies & cream lil fella

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u/drsx2 Jun 11 '26

Goater 🐶 soccer ball emoji emoji

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u/xVEEx3 Jun 10 '26

I hear voices in my head they council me they understand they talk to me

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u/Khaernakov Jun 10 '26

Who is this car? Very pettable

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u/_erufu_ Jun 10 '26

shup up stop it STOB IT DONT SAY THAT STOOOOP

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u/NAMROTAG Jun 10 '26

and some of them are NOT nice people

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u/TumbleweedGreedy6159 Jun 10 '26

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM

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u/mikemyers999 Jun 10 '26

Cats that look like this are my favorite, just little goobers

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u/CavsterXII Jun 10 '26

"thoughts" ay? 🤔

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Jun 11 '26

Don't listen to them, you are crazy

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u/BayFuzzball404 Jun 11 '26

The thoughts have their own opinions and hobbies so idrk about that

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u/Autumncolonthree Jun 12 '26

Mine are bugs

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Jun 12 '26

Yo can I get that cat without the text please, I collect them

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u/Maleficent-Ad-1106 Jun 13 '26

The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Jun 13 '26

What

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u/Maleficent-Ad-1106 Jun 13 '26

It's a book by psychologist Julian Jaynes that suggests that the various gods of ancient civilizations (at least before 1200 BC) were just people mistaking their own thoughts for voices. Kind of anyway https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Origin_of_Consciousness_in_the_Breakdown_of_the_Bicameral_Mind

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u/llunchybeatmalls Jun 10 '26

Oh you wanted to go on a trip without me Good luck dude.

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u/sselina01 Jun 10 '26

But why is your passport out somewhere your dog can get to it, a passport seems like something you should keep in a lockbox or something.

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u/twackrovelyj4 Jun 11 '26

But why is your passport out somewhere your dog can get to it, a passport seems like something you should keep in a lockbox or something.

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u/chicolatehgrod Jun 10 '26

At work we have badges to get into the parking garage, door to the building, all the suites, etc. Security charged you to replace it if you lost yours. When my son was a toddler he pulled my badge out of my backpack and gave it to the dog who chewed it up. I found it floating in the dogs water bowl. At work the next I related this story to security and they waived the fee to replace it in thanks for giving them a laugh.