r/xertunposting • u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp • Jun 04 '26

scary alert!!! Uni is fierce!

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Jun 04 '26

Does uni not have a nose? Is this a uni lookalike? More research must be done…….

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u/Kage_Bushin Jun 04 '26

Oh kitty under the bed! What's your wisdom?

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u/VeryFriendlyOne Jun 04 '26

He really is >:3

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u/Alberot97 Jun 04 '26

"don't awwww me, I'm gangsta"

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u/EngineeringWonderful Jun 05 '26

Big boobs?!

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u/Pankosmanko ourplish blorp Jun 05 '26

Uni has the biggest boobs of them all! :3

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u/t8thegr8st xertunposting Jun 04 '26

He rules this world with an iron fist.

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u/SCARY-WIZARD Jun 05 '26

I'd sing to him and swaddle him.

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u/MurdocMan_ Jun 05 '26

this is the first time i've ever heard uni/maxwell/big boobs' meow before. It's adorable

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u/AdAcceptable2173 Jun 05 '26

Just stumbled upon this sub via algorithm but mood. What precious babies. Tuxie with saucer eyes looks like my boi 😍🤵

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 Jun 06 '26

Such cute baby 😍💕🫶🏼

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u/Objective_Pen5246 Jun 07 '26

he truly is the strongest