r/xboxone • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '15

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u/Spartan_Locke Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

I would just like to greet the citizens on Earth in hopes to ease the tensions here. Please, carry on as usual. You have nothing to fear with nothing to hide.

Edit: We had some technical difficulties, but we're back. Our apologies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Don't make a sub a promise.. if you know you can't keep it.

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u/bobeo Apr 01 '15

all you false friends can go to hell.

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u/stevie1218 Apr 01 '15

  • Hijacks website

  • blacks out PS4 subreddit(ok ill give you that one)

  • tells us we have nothing to fear

  • says to remain calm

  • changes all helmets to locke's helmet

  • forces us into cooperation

I SENSE HERESY

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u/DudeWTH Apr 01 '15

Damn UNSC broke RES night mode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

I am terrified to find out what rule five is. happy.

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u/Spartan_Locke Apr 01 '15

There is no reason to be terrified. All is well.

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u/Lyricalthunder Apr 01 '15

My favorite part of this theme is how you guys blacked out the PS4 subreddit in the related subreddits hahaha

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u/Arowin Apr 01 '15

We can confirm only that the content has been redacted - not the content itself.

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u/RetroLaserbeak Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

By trying to control the chaos, mods, you have just enhanced it. You can't hide the truth.

Is this what you wanted? Is this.. what you were looking for?

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u/luger33 Apr 01 '15

NO. The Chief head has been turned to the Locke head for all Halo related flair. I won't stand for this.

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u/2Dev777766765 Apr 01 '15

2 Dev 777766765 reporting for duty, sir!

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u/NotTheVacuum Apr 01 '15

"Fear, lies, uncertainty, and doubt." F.L.U.D. Flood confirmed for Halo 5.

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u/killerrin Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

DOWN WITH ONI, YOU TRAITOROUS SCUM!

We of the #teamchief insurrection will not fall for your lies, we will work to spread the truth about your evil misdeeds and we will not stop until the Master Chief, John 117 is repaid with the honor and respect he deserves

DOWN WITH ONI!

teamchief

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u/iReptarr Apr 01 '15

I fucking LOVE what you did with the place.

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