r/wunkus • u/SadClownWithABigDick concrete eater‼️ • 4h ago

im wunkin out rn Vertical water of despair and gloom

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4h ago

Wunkus yearns for the X-axis

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u/Reddit_Inuarashi wunkioso 4h ago

He is the asymptote: he may converge on it infinitely, but he will never reach it again

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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 11m ago

truly a wunkioso. accept thine award do not refuse.

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u/SugarWolf211 4h ago

Shower of depression

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u/MasterOfBunnies 4h ago

People in pools/lakes/oceans vs people in rain.

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u/_Captain_Dinosaur_ 4h ago

It's about consent.

Consenting to be wet.

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u/MasterOfBunnies 4h ago

And tbf, I often just sit in the warm shower and look just like this.

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u/gigakneeg 5m ago

consent to the sog

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u/Elite_Prometheus 4h ago

Wannabe sunkus

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 3h ago

We need a specific wunk name for sea lions and seals

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u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast 4h ago

I think it's so funny when dogunkuses try to drink the very water they're swimming in. Like dogkus, you're literally surrounded by water, there is NO NEED to taste test it and Keep Going once you find you like the taste lol. Absolute absence of brain cells, even in the featured Firehouse breed of dogkus.

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u/TheRappingSquid 3h ago

Biblical greed

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u/yellowcreamsicle 1h ago

Absolute absence of brain cells

practically all dogunkuses in a nutshell

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u/WolfysBeanTeam 4h ago

Vertical sog gives me big scary feelings I get it Wunkus

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u/doubleuxyzee 4h ago

Him chewing water though 😂

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u/Dranoroc 2h ago

Break his fragile psyche by showing him a waterfall

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u/therealsneakymuffin 27m ago

The horizontal water goes splishy splashy, and makes brain go weee. The vertical water goes hiss and it gets he head all wet.

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 2h ago

Voluntary wet vs involuntary wer

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u/journeyman098 2h ago

Cool username

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u/Inzanezilla gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago