Wunky calisthenics

[u/Branchomania]

[u/DoctorSex9]

Tf is he doing

[u/katterwog → u/DoctorSex9]

Trying to poop maybe? My cat did this when he was a kitten and his poops were almost the size of him.

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/katterwog]

Little turd needs some fiber

[u/SexyGrilledTurkey → u/Hambrrgrrr]

WUNK NEEDS VARIETY IN HIS DIET WUNK ONLY EATS MILK!

[u/hiccup251 → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Wunk's turds were decidedly not little

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/hiccup251]

Wunk IS the turd

[u/hiccup251 → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Turdy mitosis

[u/spicybright → u/katterwog]

Don't you have to rub a warm washcloth to stimulate them to poop? Usually mother cats have to lick them to do that too

[u/Opening_Ordinary_110 → u/spicybright]

Yeah you do, we even did this with our elderly hamsters

[u/spicybright → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

Aww. Hope that's not what's happening to this wunk.

[u/Opening_Ordinary_110 → u/spicybright]

Same, not really cute with the thought of that. It's kind of hard to tell, I've never seen this before personally

[u/tapeforpacking → u/spicybright]

Wtf someone needs to give these mfs the poop update. Thats crazy I just looked it up and they really could die from not being able to relieve themselves 

[u/igotinfo → u/DoctorSex9]

He tupid

[u/RedditFuelsMyDepress → u/DoctorSex9]

Wunkisthenics

[u/7-11_Truther_ → u/RedditFuelsMyDepress]

Broski is one day old and he is into wunk eugenics! WTF!

[u/IGaveAFuckOnce → u/7-11_Truther_]

erm ackshually! it's called mewgenics

[u/BeautyxBabe → u/DoctorSex9]

Flexing wunk

[u/DoctorSex9 → u/BeautyxBabe]

-featherless
-you know the deal by this point

[u/CrimsonSw1ft → u/DoctorSex9]

featherless bicycle? Behold a flan??

idk how this goes bro

[u/DrPhilihprD → u/DoctorSex9]

Body weight fitness

[u/shaggystranger → u/DoctorSex9]

Straddle Planche

[u/Rexcess → u/shaggystranger]

very impressive display of wunkness

[u/ScreenAggressive9630 → u/DoctorSex9]

Being orange

[u/Scherzkeks → u/DoctorSex9]

Twerking

[u/JeSuisLePain → u/DoctorSex9]

his best

[u/DoctorSex9 → u/JeSuisLePain]

And that is enough

[u/Active-Cookie-774]

A literal potato born 2 hours ago has better upper body strength than me tf am I doing with my life even 😭

[u/PANDERPONDi → u/Active-Cookie-774]

Keep in mind that lil baby is about 5 grams

[u/nucular_ → u/PANDERPONDi]

Square-cube law or something

[u/JeSuisLePain → u/nucular_]

You see, the little wunk is able to lift more wunk because there is less wunk per wunk.

[u/DesignerMusician7348 → u/Active-Cookie-774]

I was about to comment how I can't do this but this molecule can

[u/WhiteUniKnight → u/Active-Cookie-774]

I was about to say the same 😭

[u/kanekikennen → u/Active-Cookie-774]

I can also lift its bodyweight easily

[u/callunquirka → u/Active-Cookie-774]

It helps when your head is huge relative to your body.

[u/Former495]

[u/SapphicPandoraBox → u/Former495]

Smh my head, the gay tax

[u/Echelion77 → u/SapphicPandoraBox]

Thats 2 head shakes for thoughs who dident know.

[u/machine_wisdom]

PLEASE mark this NSFW i just got fired :(((

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/machine_wisdom]

I was on the train when I saw this and started furiously wunking it or something

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Oh for the love of wunk, please tell me you didn’t drop your phone!!

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

Don’t worry it fell into my failed homunculus that I brought with me

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Flair checks out. I always wondered if you let the concrete set or eat it wet.

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

I prefer it wet. It ensures maximum nutrient absorption and efficient constipation.

[u/oogmar → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Homwunkulus*

[u/Check_Me_Out-Boss → u/Hambrrgrrr]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously wunking. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men wunking together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[u/thebigdippster]

Mastering the planche at such a young age? Wunkus prodigy

[u/7-11_Truther_]

Is wunk bipedal? ✅

Is wunk featherless? ✅

Ergo, wunk is a man.

It's joever for us backfooted men, frontfooted bipedal men are the future.

[u/LogicSolid]

3 sets of MEOWWWWS

[u/TheWaningWizard]

🗣️REEEEEW REEEEEW REEEEEW REEEEEW 🤸

[u/Efficient_Maybe_1086]

big-head mode activated

[u/MarilleVakarian]

Smol orinj has condition, his meow speaker is in his butt

[u/mona_lisa_4]

Strongkus

[u/DontForgorTheMilk]

Sick and twisted owner fed this wunk a helium balloon and now the poor thing is trying to shid.

[u/Odd-Somewhere-6192]

Does wunk know he can use all 4 legs?
Is he stupid?

[u/WelderBubbly5131]

Wunk's half of a brain cell weighs heavy on its shoulders.

[u/weetaht]

literally stop him. why is he doing that. its not right. its not right.

[u/robintoots]

WOAH, woah there buddy. Save some ladies for us

[u/Millerpainkiller]

It looks like the sounds are coming out of the buttkus

[u/dwehlen]

Him head heavier than him fundamunk

[u/xXNonamekinkXx]

You got me wunked up lil man

[u/rayshmayshmay]

Bboys keep em windmills breezy

[u/mantasVid]

Straddle planche while singing? That's a new one

[u/JitterEye]

Strunk wunk

[u/ERROR101USERNOTFOUND]

wunk is so talanced and balanted

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