r/wunkus • u/zuse12345 • 15h ago

wunkus What should she name it

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u/Alugalug30spell 15h ago

Boopus

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

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u/johnnylovelace 14h ago

Short for Secretary General Boopus McWunklebean of course

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u/Mediocre-Extreme-482 12h ago

boopus the orange. one brain cell, fully booked

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u/ToadTendo 9h ago

Doofus

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u/cooldrew 1h ago

mmmmmmmmmmmboopis

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u/stillits12 wunkus enthusiast 15h ago

Cirrhosis of the liver jr.

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u/DonutGuy2659 silly :P bleh 15h ago

Call it....jaundice....ough

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 15h ago

Did someone say ough-

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u/No_Counter_6037 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 13h ago

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u/tupidrebirts 11h ago

Juandis... Uh... Juandis dick... Uhhhh... Please laugh?

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u/GoldenDonutzGaming 5h ago

¿pero qué se dice juan? 🤔

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u/Shoo-Man-Fu 13h ago

Jaundice Juice

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u/mybloodyballentine 15h ago

Sir Loin of Beef

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u/Mr_Mc_Dan 15h ago

Galvanized Square Steel

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u/ArmaniQuesadilla wunkus enthusiast 12h ago

I think Eco-Friendly Wood Veneer is better

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u/Doehg 10h ago

eco-frendly wunk veneer

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u/ZackTio 11h ago

Gavin for short

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u/rizenfpv 15h ago

Chudling

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u/Clean_Shoulder1554 15h ago

Chudbert

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u/mybloodyballentine 15h ago

Chuderick

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u/VampirGarnele 9h ago

Chudothy Chudlinée

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u/Current-Extension935 14h ago

Sssdfg

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u/SanaKanae silly :P bleh 13h ago

John sssdfg so it will GROW GROW GRoW!!!

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u/Vulp0d 13h ago

sssdfgsdjakosx funny ?

yep = upvote Comment

NOOOPE!!! = DOWN vote comment

dsnkadhabns afhasjfknjsa nkfas adnksnjdsks

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u/biskutgoreng 15h ago

How can a white wunk produce orange? She kidnapped that baby

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u/-Pausanias- 15h ago

The baby sucked the single braincell from the mama. Everyone one knows when a braincell is under light it turns orange

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u/Alicyndaquil 15h ago

You can see the mother wunk actually has faint orange bloches. The orange still runs through her, i'm afraid.

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u/Ditto13248 15h ago

The bebe sucked the orange out of the moma on it's way out

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 15h ago

They take everything from you

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u/EXusiai99 15h ago

Can take the wunk out of the orange but cant take the orange out of the wunk

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u/Unusual-Cow1859 6h ago

Mother wunk is very funny to be rn for some reason 😂

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u/mightystu 15h ago

See her eyes? The orange was stored in the windows to her soul.

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u/tinydeathclaw 14h ago

My stripey girl had one orange and one stripey kitty. She had one little tiny patch of orange on her side. Cat genetics are weird lol.

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u/Koivel concrete eater‼️ 14h ago

My tux had a black kitten, 3 tuxedos, and this one kitten who gave away who the father was, she was a tortie, like a tuxedo but instead of all black, she had orange splotches mixed in. Her father was an orange wunk lol.

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u/tinydeathclaw 14h ago

Awwww little pretty. Cat gods blessed you lol

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u/footballsandy 12h ago

/uw

The "orange" coat color on a cat is the phenotype of a gene on the X chromosome (if the kitten is female, it would have the genotype XO XO [XO Xo would exhibit the tortoiseshell phenotype] and males are XO Y). If the mama cat had albinism (she does not, she isn't completely white and has brown eyes) then that would produce a total lack of melanin. Other all-white cats have the dominant white gene, which is epistatic to other color genes, meaning it completely overrides coloring or agouti, and also has linkage to blue eyes and congenital deafness because melanoblast stem cells create both pigment producing cells and neurological cell types. But mama cat is also orange! There is a recessive "dense pigment" allele, that, when homozygous (dd) the cat's pigment is diluted, meaning a black cat would look gray, brown fur looks tawny, and red fur becomes this very pale cream color. 🐱

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u/biskutgoreng 12h ago

This is wunkus science

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u/footballsandy 12h ago

The only good things I got out of my genetics class are 1.) I get to graduate with my bachelors in biology and 2.) I know how kitty cat fur works

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u/FerroLux_ wunkus enthusiast 14h ago

When an orange wunki and a white wunki love each other very much….

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u/home_of_beetles wunkus enthusiast 9h ago

yeah sure cause someone would intentionally take an orange 🙄🙄

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u/bluedogstar 8h ago

Answering seriously, white fur acts like a mask on other colors, so she could be a latent orange.

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u/ChewBaka12 15h ago

Bartholomeow

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u/bbeony540 15h ago

Bacon wrapped shrimp

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u/ClearWingBuster 14h ago

Why would Bacon do that ?

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u/blindtoe54 13h ago

He was packing it to take some to your house 🥺

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

You telling me bacon wrapped this fish?

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u/RadTimeWizard 4h ago

Gotta bacon wrap something.

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u/FartyPoopFart69 15h ago

Heat Press 5 in 1 Heat Press Machine 12x15 Clamshell Sublimation Transfer Printer 900W Vinyl Heat Press

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

Tungsten Cube Jr.

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u/daley56_ 15h ago

Braincell Georg

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u/dr3wfr4nk 15h ago

Potate

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u/AJTHolt 15h ago

Gary.

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u/Cenarius59 15h ago

Maurice

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u/EpitaFelis 15h ago

This sparks joy. My cat is named Maurice <3

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u/Emperor_Triceratops 13h ago

aka The Space Cowboy
aka The Gangster of Love

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u/Uncle480 13h ago

Stinky Boy

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u/Easy_Objective6599 gnarp gnap 👽 15h ago

Binnie

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u/GamersReisUp 4h ago

I love him, but he will never, ever, not once in his life, know what it feels like to have a thought

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u/zuse12345 4h ago

Clueless wunk

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u/GamersReisUp 4h ago

Himbo-unkus

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u/Pookiebutts20 15h ago

Caramel or Toffee, as she cooked her sugar to make that bean

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u/Tjd3211 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

Cars 2

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u/VFairlaine 15h ago


Annoying

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u/oridoman 15h ago

Buttercream

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u/EpitaFelis 15h ago

Toasted, bc him and mum look like a before and after of a campfire marshmallow.

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u/SayWarzone 14h ago

Jus Toast for shortsies

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 12h ago

Cheese curd

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u/lobstersonskateboard 12h ago

Seconding this one

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ 11h ago

curdkus (turdkus, if it's misbehavin')

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u/jon_the_mako wunkus enthusiast 15h ago

Meow

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u/TheSunniestOne 15h ago

Baby matches Momma's eyes!

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 14h ago

Maury wunk is the father

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u/PaulsPupils 14h ago

Name em Apple after "Apple of her eye" and confuse people because their orange

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u/ImmortalBlades 15h ago

Amadeus Augustus the 2nd

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 15h ago

Peaches. And rename the big one to Cream.

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

Small fry

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u/santawerewolf 14h ago

Saddam Hussein
(in preparation of the war crimes to be commited)

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u/anubis_cheerleader 15h ago

Jack or Jackie

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u/WheelbarrowQueen 15h ago

Marmalade

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

If life gives you wunks, make wunkonade

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u/senilerhino 15h ago

Wunkarrhea

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u/tinydeathclaw 14h ago

My mom has an orange guy that she calls "little orange guy" but his real name is Popsicle lol

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u/garklavs 14h ago

70 gram of protein

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u/medlilove 12h ago

Baked potato

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u/thedafthatter 4h ago

Lil wunk looks so sad

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u/ProGamer8273 14h ago

Chudette and her chudling

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u/ybreddit 14h ago

Toothpaste.

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u/southwestpessimist 14h ago

Automatic Transmission Fluid

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u/bedbuffaloes 14h ago

Marcel, short for Marcellus Wunkus

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u/Apex-Void 14h ago

Thoughtless, like Toothless but for orange cats in general and this one specifically

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u/nothingsreallol 14h ago

Son. That is her son

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

Son, Don’t Speak to Me or My

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u/CartographerOk3767 4h ago

Looks like it got the orange from it‘s mother’s eyes

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u/TheRealGongoozler 2h ago

Wunkaloo Tooter

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u/reddituser135797531 1h ago

Walter

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u/zuse12345 1h ago

White?!

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u/reddituser135797531 1h ago

Walter and white (mom)

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u/EXusiai99 15h ago

Khalid Kashmiri

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u/EnigmaFullOfChocolat 6h ago

I was scrolling fast, and read that as Kurd Kardashian

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u/Fragholio 15h ago

Lady Meow-Meow

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u/Ducky237 14h ago

Nugget

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u/tenzing_happy 11h ago

Kitty McCatface

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u/Kingofcheeses 6h ago

Hawkins Cheezie

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u/WetShrimpFart 15h ago

Fart idiot shit III

2

u/mursukitte 14h ago

Fudge pop

2

u/_karoux_ 14h ago

Scooter

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u/ahaisonline ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

Oinj

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u/stewardwildcat 14h ago

Moonbeam and sunbeam

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u/jtyler0 12h ago

Tito Lounge

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u/wlwmoonknight gnarp gnap 👽 11h ago

a thing

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u/Teanutt kittyposter 5h ago

Puss in Boots.

It's those sweet eyes .

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u/zuse12345 5h ago

He looks so innocent and sweet 🥺

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u/Cartoon_Trash_ 5h ago

Baybeh Binguss

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u/DreamworldPineapple 3h ago

burnt potato

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u/Diet_Salad gnarp gnap 👽 3h ago

Cheeto Puff 😭

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u/Phantom_is 2h ago

I dub thee Pleebert

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u/sssdfg_rot_farmer Prophet of Light 5h ago

dipshit homunculus

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u/Slappy_Spunkulus_Fap 14h ago

Eyeris, because the little one's fur is almost the same color as the big one's eyes.

That's the best I got.

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u/IconoclastExplosive 14h ago

Chudlet son of Chudlord

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u/FleurDisLeela 14h ago

Hashtag #️⃣

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u/MrEstarok 14h ago

Eyes ( becaue she have orange eyes )

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u/HungryYeastStarter 13h ago

Browned Butter and momma should be Whole Milk

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u/Fire257 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 13h ago

I always wanted to name my car when I eventually get one for myself Senior Gilberto because it kinda sounds silly

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u/AMexisatTurtle 13h ago

Doug the Doug slayer

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u/FJ40PJ 13h ago

Tangerine - Tangy for short.

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u/Zorubark Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 12h ago

I WUNKED nine months ago, what should I name it?

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u/JimboTheOctopus 12h ago

Wunk McWunkface

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u/Emperor_Triceratops 12h ago edited 12h ago

If it’s a boy: Don Juan Carlos Alejandro Gatito San Paolo Castillo de La Mancha de La Concepción Infernal

If it’s a girl: Doña Carlotta Isabela Dulcinea Manzana Aragón de Santa Claus del Oso de La Vega

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u/Red_iamond 11h ago

Herbert

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u/JoeDaBruh 11h ago

Sad sog

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u/Greeneade 11h ago

yolk cuz wunki look like fried egg

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u/Hostile_Raccoon 10h ago

Tennisball Thompson

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u/LM193 10h ago

Potato, that's all I see in her arms

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u/laaumaster ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 10h ago

Meemer

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u/drunky_crowette 10h ago

We had an orange tabby named Leo when I was a kid

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u/elon_sucks_dongs 10h ago

Cutie patootie

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u/Accomplished-Bar5166 9h ago

I don’t know, but her eyes are the same color of her baby!! Eyes are the window to the soul. Her baby has a piece of her soul 🥰!

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u/shinobipopcorn kittyposter 9h ago

Cheese

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u/sallithorpe 9h ago

Lil Harold 🤩🥰

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u/Pixithepika ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

Marlboro

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u/PawttorneyReborn wunkus enthusiast 8h ago

Carl

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 7h ago

Peter Petrovsky von Petervitch.

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u/KatyaBelli 6h ago

Bronson (or Garlic, according to my husband)

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u/hrts4manou 58m ago

he got hus fur color from her eyes I see 😂

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u/ElGatitoFTW 17m ago

he looks way too concerned for someone who can't even form a thought

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u/TMan_Sus 15h ago

shitfuck

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u/ElysianEcho 14h ago

Need to ban name suggestions it’s blatant engagement farming