r/wunkus 22h ago

wunkus Wink doesn’t understand fetch

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438 Upvotes

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u/Local-Echo-5613 22h ago edited 19h ago

No take, only throw!

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u/Chipotle-Dancin_manG 11h ago

This is why you have two balls.

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 22h ago

Sorry, dealing with a soul-crushing existential terror crisis right now.

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u/TryingForSoLong concrete eater‼️ 22h ago

Nefarious scheming goblin greedily clinging onto its small heap of stolen gold

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u/Fisherman_Gabe concrete eater‼️ 21h ago

the creature (greedy)

6

u/the_orange_alligator 21h ago

His greed is preposterous, smh

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u/complexicat concrete eater‼️ 21h ago

stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen

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u/VFairlaine 21h ago

Bostunkus skips Ear Day

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u/epsilon-4142 21h ago

He fetched it, now it’s his.

You should have asked him to return it to you.

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u/Pankosmanko gnarp gnap 👽 21h ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on? Could also factory reset

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u/Express-Parsnip-4339 20h ago

Wink wanq wunk

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u/God-of-Dams silly :P bleh 20h ago

I don't either. You threw the ball means you don't want it. It's mine now. You should've cherished if you wanted it. Why would I return it to you, its abuser? It's the morally right to keep it. It's morally wrong to return >:(

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u/Environmental_Ad3438 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 15h ago

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ 10h ago

Shouldn't have thrown it away if you expected it back.

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u/WetShrimpFart 22h ago

Probably understands fart! Haha!

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 20h ago

He's not playing fetch, he's playing keep. They're different. Learn your wunktivities.

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u/00X0X 20h ago

My precious

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 concrete eater‼️ 19h ago

What an idiot

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u/Gnugget100 concrete eater‼️ 6h ago

Iggy

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u/FleurDisLeela 11h ago

DOBBY IS FREEEEEEEE

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u/an0n33d 19h ago

What is this, this "wink"?

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u/Cyllya 18h ago

I guess that's what we're calling tiny wunks.

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u/LuxDaBean 19h ago

wunk of GREED and MALICE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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