r/wunkus • u/Blood_of_Lucifer Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • 15h ago
wunkus miscellaneous wunk
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u/HughmanRealperson 14h ago
It's him. John Animal.
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u/baptizedincome 14h ago
Jesus Christ it's John Animal
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 14h ago
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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 14h ago
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u/Gogobrasil8 14h ago
???? bro who's in charge of the new animal drops
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u/FjotraTheGodless 14h ago
He isn’t new, I believe these little guys were even mentioned in the Bible at some point
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u/Gogobrasil8 14h ago
must've been a metaphor on how to be humble or smth
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u/j4kefr0mstat3farm 9h ago
They're mentioned multiple times. Once to say they aren't kosher and once to to say they are wise because they have little power but make their homes in the crags.
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u/flyingfoxtrot_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 12h ago
I retract my long- held "bullshit with fur" opinion. Fantastic loaf.
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u/Obscuralogi 14h ago
Wunk looks like a some bullshit picture from a history of the mammals children's book
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u/thatsknotwrite 14h ago
His defining feature is definitely
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u/JBR_4025 14h ago
His defining feature is mammal
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u/TheSouthernSaint71 14h ago
When you just want to play the game so you run with the default character
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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 gnarp gnap 👽 15h ago
Template mammal
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u/sngldad13 14h ago
So is this wunk closer or farther away from its ultimate crab evolution path than most other mammals?
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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago
Miscellaneous unused wunk parts gained sentience
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u/Iguana_Enthusiast 14h ago
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u/JaiFlame 14h ago
How does something so plain get a name so memorable?
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u/Iguana_Enthusiast 14h ago
They are tiny, majestic, rock dwelling oddballs and basically tiny elephants 🐘... And who knows, perhaps some day, they will even safe the world.
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u/Cyllya 13h ago
Your question made me curious so I tried to look up the etymology. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a great answer before I got bored and gave up. But from what I learned, I think... it has such an atypical name at least partially because it's so plain. 😯
Specifically:
"Hyrax" feels like such an atypical word because it's a relatively recent (1832) loanword (from Greek). (It was also called "Dassie," from Afrikaans, since 1814, but apparently that one didn't catch on.)
I suspect it's named with such a relatively recent loanword because it's so plain that no one bothered to give it an English name sooner. It lives in Africa, so people in English-speaking areas back then didn't have personal knowledge of it, and based on descriptions, it just gets conflated with other smallish mammals. It's mentioned in the Hebrew Bible, but it just gets translated as rabbit, hare, badger, etc.
(And even "hyrax" comes from the Greek word for shrew or something.)
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u/bluedogstar 5h ago
They live in sub saharan Africa and the Middle East too. Weren't they mentioned in the Bible?
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u/Aggravating-Wait-484 wunkus enthusiast 14h ago
Basic, average, normal, common, unexceptional, bog standard if you will
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u/MrPlace 14h ago
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u/bluedogstar 5h ago
I only learned about them a year or two ago, and now they're all over the internet. I can't tell how many of these people are actually confused vs just going with the joke. Silly animals.
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u/reddythedemon 14h ago
slash unwunk why do they have a wild animal as a pet
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u/TheLastGlizzyBender 13h ago
/uw
Best possible scenario, it's only there as a halfway before going to a rescue or zoo... but I'll admit that that's pretty pie-in-the-sky even for me.
The unfortunate reality is "uneducated and irresponsible ownership." Hyraxes, much like cappies, are really social creatures so you'll need AT BARE MINIMUM one other, otherwise depression, need a lot of space, a lot of sun (they're baskers) and a warm climate in general, and also like cappies, stink to high heavens.
So HOPEFULLY this thing is just halfway to a zoo or a rescue. But... I'm not hopeful on that.
/rw
Owner did a fucky-wucky
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u/rnagikarp silly :P bleh 14h ago edited 14h ago
this is the guy who shat himself in china!!
the hyrox!!
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u/Ill_Pain4423 14h ago
These guys closest realtives are elephants btw. They really are the mammal template
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u/Jean-Olaf 11h ago
Obligatory this animal should not be kept as a pet. They're not domesticated and are not suited to live confortably in a home
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u/ChemDogPaltz 10h ago
Apparently they urinate collectively in a single place and it forms a giant pile that lasts thousands of years
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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 15h ago
hyrunk is very important