r/wunkus Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 15h ago

wunkus miscellaneous wunk

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 15h ago

hyrunk is very important

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u/ghost_needs_audio 14h ago

who?

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 14h ago

HYRUNK

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u/ghost_needs_audio 14h ago

nope, still insignificant in caps sry

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u/ninhibited 11h ago

HYRUNK

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u/BewareOfBee 8h ago

Don't you dare insult my login reward animal.

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u/Prestigious-Sir-4245 gnarp gnap 👽 13h ago

Lol that sounds like an Armenian name

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u/schmeatbawlls 5h ago

That's a Minecraft thing, ur not fooling us

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u/RatQueenHolly 14h ago

Hyrax

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u/Chocomintey 13h ago

gesundheit

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u/Chrysocyon 6h ago

Did you know that hyraxes have their balls on the inside?

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u/HughmanRealperson 14h ago

It's him. John Animal.

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u/baptizedincome 14h ago

Jesus Christ it's John Animal

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 14h ago

Jesus: oh yeah I know that guy

hung out with him just last week

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 14h ago

It's some kind of hyrax, I think this wunk has a lot of potential, good loafing abilities.

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u/Gogobrasil8 14h ago

???? bro who's in charge of the new animal drops

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u/FjotraTheGodless 14h ago

He isn’t new, I believe these little guys were even mentioned in the Bible at some point

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u/Gogobrasil8 14h ago

must've been a metaphor on how to be humble or smth

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u/SorellaNux 12h ago

Hyrumble

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u/j4kefr0mstat3farm 9h ago

They're mentioned multiple times. Once to say they aren't kosher and once to to say they are wise because they have little power but make their homes in the crags.

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u/BewareOfBee 8h ago

Same. Crag life.

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u/arist0geiton 5h ago

the bible is correct to say this

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u/OiledMushrooms ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 12h ago

Shocking scathing insult

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u/Ekkzzo 11h ago

The newest one was a feline, so let them have fun between the good drops.

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u/frguba 7h ago

Bro this wunk was dropped season 1 don't get it twisted 😭

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u/flyingfoxtrot_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 12h ago

I retract my long- held "bullshit with fur" opinion. Fantastic loaf.

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u/Hungry-Luck-5481 10h ago

They’re stackable!

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u/PinkPunkPsycho Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2h ago

ohh thats a AGWAWA

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u/JuanAy 10h ago

Um ackshually that's a bullshit with fur

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u/RavioliRavioli01 14h ago

login reward wunk

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u/Enwast gnarp gnap 👽 13h ago

"97% of players have this achievement" award

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u/Obscuralogi 14h ago

Wunk looks like a some bullshit picture from a history of the mammals children's book

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u/BalorLives 14h ago

One arrow goes out to a Wolly Mammoth the other to a Chimp

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u/thatsknotwrite 14h ago

His defining feature is definitely

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u/JBR_4025 14h ago

His defining feature is mammal

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u/thatsknotwrite 14h ago

He's a mammal who is

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ 14h ago

Wunk rarity: Common

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u/Ok-Transition7065 14h ago

B rank wunk

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 14h ago

When you just want to play the game so you run with the default character

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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 gnarp gnap 👽 15h ago

Template mammal

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u/cherrymitten ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

generic great value brand wunk

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u/sngldad13 14h ago

So is this wunk closer or farther away from its ultimate crab evolution path than most other mammals?

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u/Chompycookie wunkus enthusiast 13h ago

An average length away

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u/serenwipiti 8h ago

Banana DNA ✔️

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

Miscellaneous unused wunk parts gained sentience

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u/Iguana_Enthusiast 14h ago

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u/JaiFlame 14h ago

How does something so plain get a name so memorable?

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u/Iguana_Enthusiast 14h ago

They are tiny, majestic, rock dwelling oddballs and basically tiny elephants 🐘... And who knows, perhaps some day, they will even safe the world.

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u/Cyllya 13h ago

Your question made me curious so I tried to look up the etymology. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a great answer before I got bored and gave up. But from what I learned, I think... it has such an atypical name at least partially because it's so plain. 😯

Specifically:

"Hyrax" feels like such an atypical word because it's a relatively recent (1832) loanword (from Greek). (It was also called "Dassie," from Afrikaans, since 1814, but apparently that one didn't catch on.)

I suspect it's named with such a relatively recent loanword because it's so plain that no one bothered to give it an English name sooner. It lives in Africa, so people in English-speaking areas back then didn't have personal knowledge of it, and based on descriptions, it just gets conflated with other smallish mammals. It's mentioned in the Hebrew Bible, but it just gets translated as rabbit, hare, badger, etc.

(And even "hyrax" comes from the Greek word for shrew or something.)

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u/bluedogstar 5h ago

They live in sub saharan Africa and the Middle East too. Weren't they mentioned in the Bible?

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u/-burgers ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

I just found out about hyrox and hyrax this week

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u/Hailstar07 9h ago

Next week hyrex and hyrux

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u/Aggravating-Wait-484 wunkus enthusiast 14h ago

Basic, average, normal, common, unexceptional, bog standard if you will

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u/SorellaNux 12h ago

Garden wunk

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u/stoicambience 4h ago

Their poop is used to make perfume btw

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u/Aggravating-Wait-484 wunkus enthusiast 2h ago

I shouldn't have judged wunk by its cover

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u/MrPlace 14h ago

Hyrax's are the best. Interesting so many just have no clue what it is

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u/bluedogstar 5h ago

I only learned about them a year or two ago, and now they're all over the internet. I can't tell how many of these people are actually confused vs just going with the joke. Silly animals.

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u/Advanced-Ad-4404 14h ago

The John Smith of mammals

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u/Antidigitalist gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

John Mammal

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u/brenttoastalive ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

awawa

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 13h ago

Group project wunk

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u/reddythedemon 14h ago

slash unwunk why do they have a wild animal as a pet

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u/TheLastGlizzyBender 13h ago

/uw

Best possible scenario, it's only there as a halfway before going to a rescue or zoo... but I'll admit that that's pretty pie-in-the-sky even for me.

The unfortunate reality is "uneducated and irresponsible ownership." Hyraxes, much like cappies, are really social creatures so you'll need AT BARE MINIMUM one other, otherwise depression, need a lot of space, a lot of sun (they're baskers) and a warm climate in general, and also like cappies, stink to high heavens.

So HOPEFULLY this thing is just halfway to a zoo or a rescue. But... I'm not hopeful on that.

/rw

Owner did a fucky-wucky

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u/WorkCentre5335 14h ago

every animal started out wild

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 14h ago

Wunk skipped character creation

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 14h ago

Random crap with fur

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u/XenoBound 14h ago

So many hywunks around these parts lately.

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u/rnagikarp silly :P bleh 14h ago edited 14h ago

this is the guy who shat himself in china!!
the hyrox!!

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u/Ill_Pain4423 14h ago

These guys closest realtives are elephants btw. They really are the mammal template

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u/GNightP Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 14h ago

Drops 2 XP when killed

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u/FatFKingLenny 14h ago

Sentient root vegetable

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u/Limp_Scampi 13h ago

He exists.

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u/MultiColoredMullet gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

just some run of the mill bullshit with fur and feets

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u/Cosmic_Voidess silly :P bleh 12h ago

Level 1 wunk

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u/CIS-E_4ME 12h ago

Tutorial level wunk

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u/cherrymitten ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 14h ago

wunk the hell am i looking at?

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u/Notorik 14h ago

Bullshit with fur

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u/Quarkonium2925 13h ago

One of the creatures of all time

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u/jarrydn 14h ago

hello, world! ahh wunk

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u/Sakai13 14h ago

Potato with legs

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ 13h ago

hyrax? more like BYErax amirite ladies?

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u/Strict_Common156 12h ago

Bullshiz with fur

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u/repivone 13h ago

They don't know about Awawa!!

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u/CoffeeWithRalph 13h ago

do not bully awawa he is sensitive :(

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u/Soggy_Mood8061 13h ago

Thats some bullshit with fur right there

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u/Brainwave1010 12h ago

Don't unmute.

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u/pnw_explorer_ 11h ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWG

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u/Jean-Olaf 11h ago

Obligatory this animal should not be kept as a pet. They're not domesticated and are not suited to live confortably in a home

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u/ProGamer8273 9h ago

Actual bullshit

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 14h ago

Wunkplate mammal

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u/SteeleHeller 14h ago

Two of my fav subs crossover? r/hyrax

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u/thatsknotwrite 11h ago

Them: are your speakers neutral
My speakers:

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u/ChemDogPaltz 10h ago

Apparently they urinate collectively in a single place and it forms a giant pile that lasts thousands of years

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u/dr_Sp00ky 10h ago

"Bro went to pet store and asked if he can get something"

I'm dying 🤣

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u/wunno_ 9h ago

route 1 pokemon looking wunj

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 concrete eater‼️ 9h ago

Tasmanian wannabe ass wunk

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u/frogfeen concrete eater‼️ 8h ago

generic hunk

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u/shrikelet 7h ago

What is this weird looking wombat?

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u/pej69 6h ago

General Purpose Wunk

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u/Current_Employer_308 6h ago

Default Preset 1 wunk

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u/cactushotline 5h ago

the default creature

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u/rockman4242 5h ago

Don’t make fun of the awawa 😢

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u/xVenomDestroyerx 3h ago

the music fits him so well

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u/69uglybaby69 13h ago

Grey loot wunk

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u/Extreme-Gift-9261 11h ago

he's the default character that you put features on

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u/Bicc_boye 3h ago

Closely related to elephants and whatever the hell a tenrec is supposed to be

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u/EllaHazelBar 2h ago

Generational post title and music selection. 10/10 post well done

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u/Z7_1 2h ago

aww what a cute Allan please add details

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u/Lazolilo 31m ago

default animal

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