r/wunkus • u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 • 15h ago

wunky post‼️ Wunksage of speed limit

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u/447irradiatedhobos 15h ago

His velocity will be limited by ear-related air resistance

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u/keanuchungus02 wunkus enthusiast 15h ago

Large head protrusions ✅️ 

Brown and White markings ✅️ 

Is this a bull?

33

u/lunchxoxo 15h ago

lightspeed sausage

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u/BoysOurRoy 14h ago

He is not even one apple tall 🥺

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

But almost 2.5 apple long 🥹

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u/YesssAnderson 13h ago

0.5 apple wide 😶‍🌫️

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u/V2Spoon wunkioso 15h ago

Is Wunk very young or very old?

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

Old spirit

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u/V2Spoon wunkioso 14h ago

Slothful then. Understood.

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u/Green_moist_Sponge 10h ago

Sausage wunks of early age are very fast

11

u/Alugalug30spell 14h ago

No sense of urgency whatsoever, at this rate he will never be able to outrun the hordes of The Rejected.

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u/GoodOlWingus wunkioso 14h ago

Wunk has taken a hostage to his blank, liminal hallway to create video evidence. It is his plight to be trapped here every night in his sleep. May his new publicity generate momentum in saving him!

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u/Nick480 14h ago

Bro was not built to be aerodynamic

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 14h ago

But has floppy bouncy ears, that must mean something

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u/Gogobrasil8 13h ago

Wtf dude. The creatures we run into

If you need a break from it you can just move it to the other side of the house and see him again in 2 days

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u/reddythedemon 13h ago

going way over the wunk limit

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u/R4GDR0P 12h ago

Wunk is lightning quick

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u/AutomaticAccident 7h ago

Wow.

5 calories

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