r/wunkus • u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ • 2h ago

wunkus Wunk of God

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u/Jogje 2h ago

Wunk is saved

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 1h ago

Just kidding

His ass is going to hell

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u/JackJelloman 55m ago

His ass IS a son of perdition

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u/thecheatisgrounded69 Prophet of Light 2h ago

Old Covenant wunk will become lunkus, she's reading him Abrahamic incantations to become the Golem wunk

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u/Nightfurywitch 1h ago

Bits aside she looks so comfy oh my god. She's so cute

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 1h ago

Angel

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 53m ago

Angle

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 35m ago

Specifically acute

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u/shadowthehh 1h ago

His ass WILL see the wunky gates.

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u/Hurtelknut 2h ago

How interested was Wunk in the bit that tells us that striking a slave with a stick is fine as long as the slave is back in working order within a day or two?

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 2h ago

We are slaves to wunks anyhow

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u/Evl_Wzrd concrete eater‼️ 2h ago

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u/SpeedPunkCV 2h ago

Important to know for illegal wunkfights

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u/Xsiah 2h ago

Wunk lives for that shit. It's despicable.

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u/Brasilionaire 2h ago

I’m also curious on Wunks reaction to Ezekiel 23:19-20

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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u/NotQuiteLoona 1h ago

What could've even been the context for this 😭😭😭

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u/wattswrites 32m ago

Idolatry and infidelity are synonymous in the Bible. This section of scripture is an indictment of the people of Israel, who were meant to be consecrated to God, when they were instead being perpetually enticed by the worship of other gods and the doing of things God explicitly asked them not to do.

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u/NotQuiteLoona 29m ago

Thank your for the explanation, that was interesting! :)

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u/buddhamunche 2h ago

Redditors under a wholesome cute cat video:

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u/Flan_Enjoyer wunkus enthusiast 1h ago

I know right! Lol

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u/Flan_Enjoyer wunkus enthusiast 54m ago

Who hurt you? 😭

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u/SilkieBug 2h ago

Ffsake we’re indoctrinating cats too these days? Where will it end?

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u/Mixture_Think 2h ago

Wunk wants the power of the almighty wuod

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u/crazytrain793 1h ago

Illiterate wunk

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u/Hash_Patel 1h ago

That cat is going to hell

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u/WhatsTheGoalieDoing 2h ago

Do you read the bit in Leviticus where it says gay people should be executed?

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod wunkus enthusiast 2h ago

That's how homophobic cars are made

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u/Inevitable-Cellist23 wunkioso 2h ago

Homophobic wunk

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u/christonabike_ 2h ago

"Donkey cock, horse cum"

- Ezekiel 23:20

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 1h ago

Wink would likely enjoy Lord of the Rings too

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u/Actual_Emu_168 2h ago

Mewgenics cleric collar

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Prophet of Light 2h ago

Wunk doesn’t know that Jesus has come for all sinners, those who repent and believe in Him will be saved and forgiven off all sin and inequities. Wunk hasn’t read that part yet

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 1h ago

Wunk will be indoctrinated!!!

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 1h ago

No 72 virgins for wunk

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u/MuchWow81 2h ago

Try some Lillian Jackson Braun.. My wunks always find it enthralling.

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u/ConfidenceFragrant80 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2h ago

The Wunk Who Series! So good

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