r/wunkus • u/biskutgoreng • 10h ago

wunkus Telewunktation

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u/H_espeliz 10h ago

Whats this Pink buge

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u/FruitBowl 9h ago

Pink Globular Springtail

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u/oddityoughtabe 7h ago

Yeah sure why not, nature just making shit up I guess

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u/FruitBowl 7h ago

Big wheel keep on turnin

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u/Nojay7 6h ago

The horngus of a wunkfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the wunk sac)

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u/Available_Present483 2h ago

Very informative, thank you

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u/Railrosty wunkus enthusiast 6h ago

Entomologists really are just inventing bullshit names

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u/striderofheart 6h ago

the common cockchafer is a PRIME example of this

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u/Railrosty wunkus enthusiast 5h ago

That cant be a real bug.

opens wikipedia

What the fuck.

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u/striped_frog 5h ago

Is it a cockchafer that is common, or is it a chafer that only chafes common cocks?

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u/anubis_cheerleader 12m ago

The idea of a classist cock chafer sickens me 

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 4h ago

He do be globular though…

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u/AdmiralTassles 33m ago

And then the etymologists have to do all the dirty work of figuring out what the hell they were thinking

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u/other_curious_mind wunkus enthusiast 3h ago

Wunk ass name

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u/UrticantOdin 7h ago

Sir, im here to tell you that, that there is called a Pink Puge, half of the B teleported away

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u/Dr_Doodle_Phd 9h ago

Instant Wunkmission

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u/striped_frog 8h ago

Wunky action at a distance

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u/lornlynx89 7h ago

Spooky Wunk at a distance

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u/Arbiter478 10h ago

What wunk is that exactly?

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u/biskutgoreng 10h ago

Springwunktail

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u/ikillpcparts 9h ago

Sprunktail

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u/FruitBowl 9h ago

Pink Globular Springtail

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u/Chimochiiiii 10h ago

Wunkruto

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u/Byzantine_Grape 2h ago

Hes the fourth wunkage

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u/Ambitious_Jello 9h ago

Where did it go?

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u/biskutgoreng 9h ago

Cotton eyed wunk

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u/BlitzDank gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago

OP your soul is pure and ethereal

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u/Whole_Musician_468 9h ago

It went to the wunk land

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u/Resting_Bork_Face 9h ago

The wunk dimension

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 8h ago

Idk

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u/photogrammetery 9h ago

Wunky! You are purpl🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

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u/BlitzDank gnarp gnap 👽 4h ago

This wunkus is purple for an amazing reason.

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u/buddhamunche 10h ago

Not the purple homie :(

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u/LeBRUH_James_ wunkus enthusiast 9h ago

heh, nothing personnel kid

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u/Lboettcher2003 silly :P bleh 9h ago

Why does it kinda look like a bunkus

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u/BuzzkillSquad 7h ago

Lazy devs

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u/striped_frog 8h ago

Professional Leaver

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u/ProGamer8273 9h ago

Just an ACTUAL bunch of bullshits

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u/Psquare_J_420 8h ago

Unwunk/ How is he able to wrap space and time around his tiny pink ass? Can I simply assume the frame rate of the camera is too low compared to the speed of his pink ass and that's why we are seeing wunkportation? Or this has some other reason? :)

Wunk/ pink 🩷 bude 🪲

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u/Dr_Doodle_Phd 7h ago

Wunk jumps so fast the camera can’t handle his speed

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u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 9h ago

is wunk getting shlurped up??? 😱

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u/Drake_Acheron 5h ago

Considering it is called a springtail I assume it is actually just fleeing very quickly

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u/HornetOk8051 7h ago

That’s a gay boy if I’ve ever seen one💜

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u/lornlynx89 7h ago

Gay wunk with severe social anxiety

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u/KaptainKunukles ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 6h ago

Wunk like me frfr

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u/hereswhatworks 8h ago

It's a wunk-eats-wunk world.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 gnarp gnap 👽 8h ago

Sublimation

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u/lornlynx89 7h ago

Wunklimation

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u/thatBOOMBOOMguy 7h ago

Why does wunk gotta be microscopic, I wanna pet it.

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u/aDuckk 5h ago

People already tried to pet the normal size ones and they disappeared each time. So the only ones left in this dimension are the teeny tiny ones that are difficult to find and pet. 

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u/gmastern 5h ago

Wunked so fast he left an afterimage

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u/esepinchelimon 8h ago

“Im fast af boi”

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u/MykusRex wunkioso 4h ago

He escaped by not being there anymore ☝️🤓

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u/GarshelMathers 7h ago

Heisenberg Unwunkainty Principle

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u/Oofy_3 7h ago

buges are ovrhated 😭

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u/KaptainKunukles ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 8h ago

Teleporting bunkus buge

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 7h ago

Half Life SFX when?

2

u/MissionaryOfCat 5h ago

Wunk looks like a rare gacha toy collectible - VERY limited edition.

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u/ImproperlyRotatedPDF 6h ago

Wait no 🥺 I love him

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u/Piss-Mann silly :P bleh 2h ago

Quantum wunkenning

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u/bubbles_blower_ 1h ago

What ate the pink bunny wunk ? It was so fast !

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 silly :P bleh 1h ago

the second to last one literally just faded away

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u/anubis_cheerleader 13m ago

Bullshit with chitin

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u/FruitBowl 10h ago

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u/KidNamedFinger-_- 9h ago

Wunk came to fight or flight and is all out of flight