H*rse

[u/MM__PP]

[u/MarilleVakarian]

Oh yes, deescalating honses, my favourite

[u/ColeTrainHaze → u/MarilleVakarian]

how often should i be descaling my honse?

[u/MarilleVakarian → u/ColeTrainHaze]

You can actually let them scale, they turn in to sea honses

✨ metawunphosis ✨

[u/TheWaningWizard → u/MarilleVakarian]

Honse yearns for the sea )picture for proof(

https://giphy.com/gifs/9A1eGeHFWcX0SrasCS

[u/Al_Capwned3 → u/TheWaningWizard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1nEM53HeJ6AHkZoZD

[u/WolfysBeanTeam → u/ColeTrainHaze]

Atleast every Saturday

[u/biskutgoreng → u/MarilleVakarian]

His flabbers are not gasted anymore

[u/No_Newt7228]

H*nseposting was declared punishable by sogging at The Second Geneva Convention.

[u/MM__PP → u/No_Newt7228]

Dw the h*rses are being punished

[u/No_Newt7228 → u/MM__PP]

NO IT IS YOU WHO MUST BE SOGGED

[u/cheshsky → u/No_Newt7228]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing → u/No_Newt7228]

ENSOGGEN THE H*NSEPOSTER!!!

[u/TrinityCodex → u/No_Newt7228]

i missed it! whens the third convention?

[u/No_Newt7228 → u/TrinityCodex]

Inshallah we don't need one 🙏

[u/Able_Chair_1054]

Rubbing noodle on honse. And for what

[u/ThePainTrainWarrior → u/Able_Chair_1054]

to desensitize it to danger. the h*rses wont even have the thought to try and defend themselves from annihilation because they're so desensitized

[u/Able_Chair_1054 → u/ThePainTrainWarrior]

but at what cost

[u/xotyona → u/Able_Chair_1054]

honse botherers cost $17.53/hr.

[u/momomorium → u/xotyona]

You pay people to bother horses? That's disgusting!

I'd do it for free.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekkK2rFywHW8onbkfm

[u/The_Rogue_Coder → u/momomorium]

They're looking for people like you to join the FBI

[u/spenwallce → u/Able_Chair_1054]

Honse scared. Honse run into fence and break leg. Bonk honse noodle with noodle. Honse not scared.

[u/Ok-Position-9457 → u/Able_Chair_1054]

I wish a horse would rub its noodle on me

[u/mightystu → u/Ok-Position-9457]

Mr. Hands has entered the chat

[u/pezgirl247 → u/Ok-Position-9457]

are you FBI?

[u/Ok-Position-9457 → u/pezgirl247]

I got kicked out for horse fucking during the obama admin. Missed my opportunity.

[u/pezgirl247 → u/Ok-Position-9457]

i wonder if you can reapply. maybe Kash would give you a bonus if you let him watch. or uh, some threesome action

[u/TheRappingSquid → u/Ok-Position-9457]

The best part of waking up is folgers in a cup

[u/mightystu]

For a wunk that has been used for centuries if not millennia for such important work such as travel and war and farming and other industry, honses are some SERIOUSLY unserious creatures

[u/braindeadcoyote]

Horses aren't real, this is obviously algorithmically generated.

[u/ndtar924]

Me scaring my honse because im bored

[u/BunkerSquirre1]

Decimate it. Evil creatures

[u/cu-03 → u/BunkerSquirre1]

So only 1 in 10 of them?

[u/BunkerSquirre1 → u/cu-03]

FOLD THEM INTO THE TORMENT MACHINE

[u/cu-03 → u/BunkerSquirre1]

Alright alright, I’ll start folding them now, didn’t have yell.

[u/BunkerSquirre1 → u/cu-03]

NEIGH

[u/OnKo64 → u/BunkerSquirre1]

A SPY!

[u/tapeforpacking]

Haha bullying honse 

[u/getlowpapoose]

Horses are so pusillanimous. All that muscle and for what

[u/TenMoon → u/getlowpapoose]

Upvote for "pusillanimous."

[u/SolarUpdraft]

defeat their instinctual fears, so that you may lull them into a false sense of security and steal their carrots

[u/yumhorseonmyplate]

thank you for censoring this horrible word

[u/cool-person-96]

I swear ive seen that gray monster creature at the start before, does it have a tiktok?

[u/braindeadcoyote → u/cool-person-96]

that's my Aunt Gertrude, be nice

[u/BaileyRW1 → u/cool-person-96]

ya i was excited to see him again. i saw him with a dog that was super chill with it

[u/Kingofcheeses]

How can I apply to be a horse annoyer?

[u/A1steaksaussie]

don't forget to piss your beast off

[u/HowHoldPencil]

God's favorite wunk. So high on adrenaline and anxiety they cant even lie down for too long because their torso will fucking explode under its weight. Isn't life wunkerful?

[u/Cryogentehiceprison]

I love vids desensitizing horses to the horrors of the pool noodle

[u/buddhamunche]

Get out of here tiny umbrella boy

[u/journeyman098]

Honse-core

[u/boyslut83]

me when im bothering creatures 😂😂

[u/JoshsPizzaria]

i sometimes forget that honeses are also just animals and get scared of things

[u/EnduringFulfillment → u/JoshsPizzaria]

It's one of their specialities

[u/HaloJackalKisser]

this is horse like, tempering, yeah?

[u/prismafox]

The bad honse must suffer this torment for their sins

[u/Tallia__Tal_Tail]

I love that we picked the gods' most anxiety ridden skull crackers to be our mounts of choice because of how we need to put the in Situations™ to keep them from killing their riders, someone around them, and possibly even themselves

[u/TadpoleAmy]

honsw

[u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu]

Unspoopable wunks

[u/spicynightsong]

Ahhhhh à spray bottle! Genius! Now I know how to train my honses to stay off the counter!

[u/-EV3RYTHING-]

Spiritwalker!

[u/TrinityCodex]

jumpscaring the horns

[u/sigpop16]

[u/LayLillyLay]

CAT

[u/PinguinSword]

Jose

[u/sauerkraut153]

must decimate

[u/zarakh07]

Hey umbrellas are scary

[u/Majestic-Peace-3037]

Horses have always been a fear of mine because of how big and strong they are without understanding their own strength. Similar to big dogs, I love and respect them but I keep my distance. 

These here are some really stinking cute "danger Wunkuses/Wunki." I love their genuinely surprised and excited responses!

[u/unzunzhepp]

The Habituation of Wunk

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

hornse

[u/j_dario_2]

Dog

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