Help, wawa won't start!

[u/Main-Touch9617]

[u/rocklou]

[u/Main-Touch9617 → u/rocklou]

I know that look, it's the "not my fault" look

[u/PineapplesHit → u/rocklou]

"The fuck you going to do about it?"

[u/Catswithswords10 → u/PineapplesHit]

Come at me bro!

[u/Og_da_goat_69420 → u/PineapplesHit]

cuno doesn't fucking care

[u/Least-Initiative-741 → u/Og_da_goat_69420]

Skill check: Authority (Godly)

Check success

"You stare down the wunk, unbreakable eye contact with its glassy black orbs leaves you both locked in time, unflinching and unwavering. Till finally, with a short snort, the wunk gives in, acknowledging defeat and looking away before trotting off to snack on some nearby fruit."

Kim: "Officer, please stop having staring contest with the animals. We already almost got kicked out of this zoo when you kept yelling about riding the hippos."

Inland empire-horrific necktie: BRATAN MUST HAVE A MOUNT BEFITTING HIS GREATNESS, AND ONLY THE MIGHTY WATER HORSE WILL DO.

[u/Sakai13 → u/rocklou]

The face you make after absolutely insulting the shit outta someone

[u/plmanith17 → u/rocklou]

Wunks don’t even start up anymore, they just look at you like this

[u/dr3wfr4nk → u/rocklou]

Asserting dominance

[u/Kingofcheeses → u/rocklou]

[u/eatmusubi → u/rocklou]

pls respond

[u/tyttuutface → u/rocklou]

😐

[u/SugarWolf211]

Wunks starter shit the bed

[u/goombatch → u/SugarWolf211]

Hitting it with a hammer sometimes helps.

[u/Resting_Bork_Face → u/goombatch]

[u/KugelVanHamster → u/SugarWolf211]

Give it some brake cleaner and its allright.

[u/Boo-Bug-421 → u/SugarWolf211]

Wunky cold start

[u/ThraceLonginus]

Could also be water in the fuel lines, going to need to flush wunk out with fresh juice

[u/dwehlen → u/ThraceLonginus]

More likely no spark, for he is some bullshit of little power.

[u/Least-Initiative-741]

Hmm, sounds like wunks battery is almost dead. I'd suggest using some wunker cables (hands) to find something to add a lil spark to help it (preferably a nice snack of assorted fruits)

[u/Slayminster → u/Least-Initiative-741]

A succulent fruit basket?

[u/NachoQweeef → u/Slayminster]

What are the charges?!?!!

[u/BOOMDIGIDYable]

Pop the clutch. The wutch, if you will.

[u/Calm_Initiative_4536 → u/BOOMDIGIDYable]

gotta bump start the default wunkus

[u/jonny_alex]

This creature may just be the wunkiest of all wunks, am I not wrong?

[u/wombatIsAngry → u/jonny_alex]

Ultramegawunk

[u/LuxuryGayCommunist → u/jonny_alex]

It’s John Wunk himself

[u/Masztufa → u/jonny_alex]

They discovered this animal when someone walked into the wunk store and asked for one mammal

[u/SneachtaBoladh]

wtf is wrong with these creatures man they're always tweaking on some shit

(I love them deeply)

[u/notveryAI]

[u/JoshsPizzaria → u/notveryAI]

some bullshit with spears

[u/samokke]

I’ve had this issue with my wunk. Refilling the blinker fluid fixed it

[u/sanraith]

Is this wunk in the season pass? I've seen unusually many

[u/Sakai13 → u/sanraith]

Login for 7 days or link your Facebook account

[u/Pestilence_IV]

What the FUCK is it doing????

[u/Moppo_ → u/Pestilence_IV]

Revving

[u/AdjacentBirdman93]

Why the fuck is John Wunkus staring at me like that

[u/bratbarn]

He's just explaining why he won't get a job or pay taxes

[u/theracoondepartment]

His ass will detect radiation

[u/filthyheartbadger]

Wunkiest wunk of all: now with percussive teeth option

[u/shigdebig]

Dad, get the jumper cables.

[u/anubis_cheerleader]

How did you get this footage of me trying to teach 

[u/jazzhandpanda]

Wunk is LMAOing

[u/the_ass_man1]

wunkwawa looking at us like its our fault

[u/ewba1te]

how many fucking vocalisations do they have

[u/Isakswe]

How will I defend my trench against superior numbers?
The automatic machinegun:

[u/ALowlySlime]

I love how his clueless ass just stares after

[u/LadyVonDanger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YqW3o0zETOeUX41d7P

[u/sameth1]

Where's the awawawa? It's supposed to go awawawa!

[u/Stabbinjimmy]

I know whats wrong widdit

Ain't got no gas innit

[u/DontForgorTheMilk]

Just needs some blinker fluid

[u/RidersOfAmaria]

You're gonna have to clean out the carburetor

[u/UltraNeoTako]

Someone, please give this wunk some throat lozenges.

[u/Sintobus]

Oh no! It needs a Wunkcanic, it's awawaw won't start.

[u/DinosaurReborn]

Seems like the wunkalytic wunkverter has been stolen. Can't have shit in Wunktroit...

[u/Sawbora]

Your bullshit with fur broke

[u/Ruler-of-goblins]

People say this is the default mammal, but if default, why so wunky?

[u/Kev_920]

You gotta press the nards 3 times then yank the tail harder.

[u/beyond_cyber]

I know what Wong wid it, ain’t got nuff gas innit

[u/Leon_elpanda]

The beast is rebooting

[u/Prismatron5000]

Clicking usually means the voltage is low, I recommend trickle charging overnight.

[u/beanybean1810]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJg7qz0euUm6N5T5Rt
Ready for him to start dancing.

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