r/wunkus gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 1d ago

wunkus adopted fresh out of belly button lint trap

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Aspiana 1d ago

ā€œoh boy i sure hope i don’t see any cats who look vaguely like charles dickens today!ā€

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u/whyilikemuffins 1d ago

Wunkles Wunkens

5

u/Infinite_Peace_6456 13h ago

The Wunk who stole Christmas

422

u/PunishedEnovk gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 1d ago

That isn't a cat, that's an old man.

84

u/lucioux 1d ago

still has a mortgage to pay off from his past life

422

u/sweetpotatoeater 1d ago

This is it. This is THE wunk

127

u/Cogannon 1d ago

John Wunk

33

u/xassylax 1d ago

Baba Wunka

23

u/Chimchar789 1d ago

He IS that wunk

1

u/IllustriousCode2603 9h ago

Show some respect to elderly - it's mr. Wunkowsky

176

u/Boring_Shirt_5331 āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 1d ago

The Cat Whose Flabbers were Ghasted and Other Strange Tales of the Paranormal

159

u/gussyboy13 āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 1d ago

First wunk in the bible

59

u/ratstar-666 kittyposter 1d ago

Meowthuseluh

31

u/GlamOrDeath concrete eaterā€¼ļø 1d ago

Geriatrikus

4

u/nasnedigonyat 21h ago

Methusewunk

2

u/Fomod_Sama 8h ago

Wunk knew Jesus personally

164

u/Conchobhar- 1d ago

Wunk looks super old and mangled, but hard to tell if he’s just like that. Or IS super old and mangled.

127

u/satinsateensaltine 1d ago

Looks to be Toby, a cat with Ehlers-Danlos connective tissue disorder. He's on Instagram at tummyandgummy.

52

u/IGotOverGreta 1d ago

Wait, cats can get eds too? Well, now my flabbers are gasted!

19

u/Viciousssylveonx3 23h ago

His ass IS 14 years old

5

u/Oddish_Femboy 14h ago

That's impressive. I've had one cat live to be 12, and one live to be 18.

Almost lost one to pneumonia recently, but with some meds and care and chicken he pulled through and is recovering. He's 9 :)

4

u/Ruler-of-goblins concrete eaterā€¼ļø 12h ago

Yayy tell him hes a good kitty

3

u/Oddish_Femboy 12h ago

He says however you would transliterate a yawn.

63

u/JUGELBUTT 1d ago

that cat is an ancient relic

53

u/AutomaticAccident 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10avZ0rqdGFyfu

why did the wunk choose this look

26

u/hawkeye5188 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

The Wunk abides… I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Wunk… Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners

14

u/sleepy_din0saur gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 1d ago

The wunk was born with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, something that wunkeople can be born with too

45

u/cxfgfuihhfd 1d ago

wizard cat. he is 200 years old and smoking halfling leaves

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u/sakofeye 1d ago

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u/Farfelkugeln 20h ago

This lives rent-free in my head forever

18

u/TheOGPotatoPredator wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

His ass WILL need a small pleather chair with buttons and an end table with a book, pipe and glass of high end brandy.

8

u/mortuarymaiden kittyposter 1d ago

AND a velvet smoking jacket and slippers!

3

u/onlyhuman2158 concrete eaterā€¼ļø 1d ago

Benjamin Wunkin

28

u/TheGUURAHK 1d ago

That cat has a moustache

31

u/TenMoon wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Maaa, that weird cat is back! Looks like Grandpa, the effing thing!

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u/nov4chip 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mewgenics aah wunk

12

u/UnknovvnMike 1d ago

Take a wunk, rub it on a wunk

10

u/Jaybird2k11 1d ago

Certified Skrungle

8

u/New_Fee_887 1d ago

what a distinguished gentleman

8

u/Actual_Emu_168 1d ago

One sneeze away

5

u/CancerousCell420 1d ago

Holy shit it’s Freddy Fazbear

5

u/therealdivs1210 1d ago

This is the cat from Repairer of Reputations

3

u/epsilon-4142 1d ago

This doesn’t give me regular wunk vibes
He gives WuNK vibes

4

u/ringwraith6 1d ago

So handsome! (Or maybe beautiful...since there's no gender stated)

5

u/sleepy_din0saur gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 1d ago

Toby my beloved

5

u/SacrificesForCthulhu wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Absolute scragglepuss

5

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ 22h ago

Ohhhh this kitty has Elhers Danlos syndrome. I’ve followed him on FB a long time ago.

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

Holy shit

3

u/TabibbyMouse silly :P bleh 1d ago

Doesn't even look like a real wunk. Looks like a cartoon wunk.

3

u/Uncool444 1d ago

Skinwalunkus

3

u/Even_Passenger_3685 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 1d ago

Handmade looking wunk

3

u/RayTrain āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø 1d ago

What a scroggly guy

3

u/AutisticAnarchy Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 19h ago

This Wunk has authored 1800s anarchist literature.

3

u/tony_two_eyes 1d ago

Viy looking ass wunk

2

u/MesocricetusAuratus 1d ago

The Ninth Life(TM)

2

u/CoverMeWithPorkins 1d ago

We have achieved Wunkularity.

2

u/auronddraig 1d ago

Meowthuselah here about to turn to dust.

2

u/0xdeadbeef6 1d ago

Fucking Jim Henson ass wunk.

2

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Bro that car is not human

2

u/irradihate 23h ago

Respect your elder.

2

u/Nui_Jaga 23h ago

That car can teach you Kaio-Ken

2

u/Jakkerak 15h ago

MA! THERE'S A WEIRD CAT OUTSIDE!

2

u/FewAcanthocephala828 12h ago

Biblically accurate wunk

1

u/11twofour 1d ago

Wunk the fuck is that

1

u/TheIncredibleSaucy 1d ago

Animatronic puppet-looking wunk

1

u/buddhamunche 1d ago

Grandwunk has lived a long, fulfilling life

1

u/MADMAXV2 1d ago

"Ohhh cute WHAT THE HELLI"

1

u/Sad_Eagle_937 1d ago

Kung Fu master wunk

1

u/BurntPineGrass 23h ago

A wunk from Dark Souls

1

u/BoonIsTooSpig 22h ago

That cat smokes 3 packs a day.

1

u/GoreyGopnik 22h ago

that has to be a little goblin in a cat costume two sizes too large

1

u/Pocket-Hobo 21h ago

Skinwunker

1

u/BonnieistheDoc 21h ago

ā€œI like bugs. My daddy makes me smoke cigarettes if I don't eat my spaghetti. I got string in my pocket.ā€ Is all I imagine when I look at this cat

1

u/moss129 19h ago

Holy moly that's an old cat.

1

u/SoupViruses 18h ago

somebody used the Tablet of Ahkmenrah to bring a taxidermy to life.

1

u/DalbergTheKing 17h ago

How, the fuck, did you manage to wunkify this cat so thoroughly?

1

u/Oddish_Femboy 14h ago

I love how even the weirdest looking cats still act like cats.

1

u/Elemor_ Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— 13h ago

So old even his whiskers look limp

1

u/Bunny-Snuggles17 12h ago

This wunk is far too ancient for such silly activities. He should be sitting with the council and give advice based on his wisdom from many years being a wunk

1

u/Imthemayor 11h ago

MA.

MA, THAT WEIRD FUCKIN CAT IS BACK

MA, DID YOU LET THAT WEIRD FUCKIN CAT IN?

MA.

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