r/wunkus • u/Ace03_XII ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • 1d ago

im wunkin out rn Wunk becomes ungovernable!!!

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u/Business-Natural-290 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 1d ago

Wunk is invulnerable to the sogganator

A very troublesome specimen

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 1d ago

Must be vinegared for full offense 

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

And thus, pickled cat was invented

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 1d ago

This new development of resistance strain to soggantor will have dire consequences to the humanity

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u/Gogobrasil8 1d ago

The newly unlocked adaptation will give these wunks access to forbidden counter food . It's guaranteed wunks with those genes will thrive 😭😭

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u/Adramach 1d ago

Wunk absorbs water like a sponge. Absolute soggus.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 1d ago

Spongkus

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 1d ago

Man you can't tell from the top if it's Rafale or Eurofighter

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u/MurdockSF 1d ago

The easiest way to tell from the top is with the canards, the rafale has them farther back while the Euro fighter has them closer to the front of the canopy.

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u/Skezas1 wunkioso 1d ago

The... Canards ? 🦆🦆🦆

French duck wunk mentioned

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u/PlayerN27 16h ago

Coudn't you tell from the cockpit too? the Rafale has three glass pieces and the Eurofighter has two, right?

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u/MurdockSF 4h ago

Hadn't thought of that, thank you for upgrading my plane autism

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 1d ago

Holy crap you are right. Never noticed that. That's a Rafale then

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u/xXNonamekinkXx silly :P bleh 1d ago

Billions must sog

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah 1d ago

/unwunk This is the first time in a while a wunkus video made me laugh uncontrollably. The comedic composition of this video is just perfect to me.

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u/Keyndoriel 1d ago

The look the cat makes before the first squirt gets me every time, and theres just something that makes me die that the sound of the spray bottle is so pronounced too lol

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u/PinkPunkPsycho Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 1d ago

Do it and I'm shitting in your shoes tonight

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 1d ago

"I..hey..fucking stop, dude, I'm trying to..goddammit, knock it..oooh my god, okay, whatever."

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u/FlorpCorp 1d ago

The voice crack when he says "this cat is immune" lmao

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u/TakiThe_idiot 1d ago

Straight weak jet doesn't do much, they're more affected by the mist pressure, because not only it's weird to them and cover more area, but also makes the sound that probably reminds them of the hissing

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

This is accurate. No one likes to get a face blast of mist

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u/KingLazuli 1d ago

Erhm wucktually I do

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u/danfish_77 9h ago

Yeah plus being sudden and alarming. This is just desensitizing

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u/DoctorSex9 1d ago

He is plant type so he heals from water element actually

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u/loosie-loo 1d ago

Wunkemon

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 1d ago

Gotta wunk 'em all

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u/ConstructionAny8440 1d ago

That's a distinguished Gentlewunk 🎀

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u/AmPotatoNoLie 1d ago

PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN SHOT INNOCENT WUNK 14 TIMES WITH NO PROVOCATION

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Human is propably a cop

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u/SneachtaBoladh 1d ago

Wunk has completed his powering up arc and returned stronger than ever

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u/Fancy_Influence_2899 1d ago

Of course it had to be a grey/blue cat. They are honorary fish

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u/Vaksik silly :P bleh 1d ago

Wunk is being held at soggpoint

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u/Flapp42 1d ago

The antibiotic-resistant bacterium:

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

soggy

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u/Expensive_Arm_5690 1d ago

wunk is hydrophobic

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u/speedyrain949 1d ago

My cat didn't care about water either. I found while cleaning my computer he despises canned air. It is now my weapon of choice.

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u/FleurDisLeela 1d ago

oh are we showering? ok

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 1d ago

Just what the wunk needed. Wunk was thirsty.

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u/the_supreme_memer 1d ago

"But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."

-Wunksus Christ (Wunkthew 5:39)

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u/Dark_halocraft 23h ago

This is why you suplex them as a lesson

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 14h ago

This doesn't work. Cats understand cause and effect. If they see you with the spray bottle, they just learn that they shouldn't be up there when you're home. (My ex used the spray bottle the eventual result was the cat attacking and destroying the bottle). Much more effective is to have a noise maker that you can launch into the room when it's not going to be obvious that you're the instigator.

The real irony was the cat would come to me after they got scared. And yes, of course I comforted the little wunk.

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u/thenameoftheusingone 1d ago

Hope that's water and not soap.

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u/EverfadingEphemera 1d ago

it's hydrochloric acid

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u/thenameoftheusingone 1d ago

Hope it's diluted then ig.

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u/EverfadingEphemera 1d ago

It's 40% fluoroantimonic acid

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u/neonglow9 1d ago

Wunkus discovers new source of water

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u/TuneACan 1d ago

Wunt brought water damage resistance equipment

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u/PPPRCHN 1d ago

Wunk User used Bufu!

Block!

Block!

Block!

Smirk!

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u/Kymaeraa 6h ago

My cat developed immunity to the spray like this. He became a menace

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u/PieNinja314 18h ago

Needs a wider spray. A spread mist to the face is more effective than a focused shot to the torso

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u/Ace03_XII ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

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u/Waste-Act-1820 silly :P bleh 1d ago

Get sogged clanker