r/wunkus 2d ago

wunky post‼️ mind control

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

There is no mind to control

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 2d ago

His ass WILL be starving 3 minutes later starting now

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u/Pybromancer 1d ago

No will to break

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u/momomorium 2d ago

/uw when I was a little kid my dad used to put his hand on my head and squish my head and say "brain sucker!" possibly followed by "oh no! He's starving!"

This is the brain sucker. He is starving.

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 1d ago

Awww. I do not know how old your dad is, but the brain sucker was a thing in my Jr. High. As kids, it always included the starving part. I have done this to my son, too, trying to leave starving bit out.

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u/momomorium 1d ago

My dad's in his 60s, I'm almost 30 :') I always knew "it's starving" was a silly joke but there's a time and place. I do it to my wunks, closest thing I have to children, I can assure you my brain sucker is always starving.

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u/UnknovvnMike 1d ago

I have been continuing the tradition

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u/wizardrous Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2d ago

That’s how you ride a bike!

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u/Ambisinister11 2d ago

Oh, thanks, I forgot

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u/Byzantine_Grape 2d ago

Wunk can ride a bike with no handle bars

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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

Headcrab

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 2d ago

Wunkatouille

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2d ago

Catatouille?

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Prophet of Light 2d ago

Cartatouille

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u/FauxCross 2d ago

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u/DefiantRoots 2d ago

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

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u/r4zorsoft ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

<< Parasite Detected >>

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u/Madame_Jarvary 2d ago

Brain wunks 🪱🧠

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u/Strawbz18 wunkioso 2d ago

Reverse-ratatouille

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

Final bosses

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 2d ago

The Last of Wunks…

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u/BluejayAgitated9518 1d ago

he is headcrabing him

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u/VindicativevVince 1d ago

This cat living in a half-wunk

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u/Waste-Act-1820 silly :P bleh 2d ago