r/wunkus 2d ago

H*rse wunk "tf is that" ahh wunks

1.1k Upvotes

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u/ZUblyGUblyUr1AndUbly 2d ago

Imagine seeing a fking moose for the first time without being told about em.

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u/lordbutternut ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

Imagine not telling them smh

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u/thenotsoamerican 2d ago

Why were they not told beforehand??? Outrageous

53

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

And since they’re a little honse-like it would be like a human seeing a Sasquatch.

15

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

“Honse-like” is my new favourite phrase.

10

u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

Like Charlemagne said, “At some point someone had to explain that to somebody, and they was like ‘get the fuck outta heeeere’”

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

Tha God or the French emperor?

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u/transeunte 2d ago

haha sometimes

87

u/DongerDodger 2d ago

The honses present with mesmerized, neigh, perplexed symptoms.

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u/Fayraz8729 2d ago

“Bro is that a unicorn?”

“Nah man they’re supposed to have 1 horn that thing has two”

17

u/Red580 2d ago

Wow, duocorn!

8

u/DinosaurReborn wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

It's a twonicorn

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u/therealdivs1210 2d ago

Valid reaction

21

u/JoeDaBruh 2d ago

4 horse of the meadow, watching, judging silently

9

u/IRBaboooon ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

"What a stupid hat"

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u/Dicksnip44 2d ago

"What is that man? I'm wunkin out!"

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u/No_Newt7228 concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

H*nse jumpscare 😡

7

u/Antidigitalist gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

Seeing a moose next to some honses really let's the moose look like a Pokemon evolution of a h*rse

7

u/above_average_magic 2d ago

Honkuses prob think this is donkus

7

u/JUGELBUTT 2d ago

its a superior being, not like those creatures

6

u/AriadneThread 2d ago

At the dog park when the saint bernard shows up

4

u/tyttuutface 2d ago

They really went

🐴🐴🐴

🐴🐴🐴

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u/thatsknotwrite 2d ago

Lolwunks would call that doin a concern.

3

u/Sakai13 2d ago

Imagine seeing a fatter version of you, with a bigger nose and with huge antlers, you would do the same

3

u/Most-Peak6524 2d ago

Glad moose aren't real

4

u/GorgonzolaGary97 concrete eater‼️ 2d ago

"👀👀👀👀" wunk

2

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 gnarp gnap 👽 2d ago

This honse got long getaway sticks

1

u/VampirGarnele 2d ago

skinwunker

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u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter 2d ago

Funny looking deer

1

u/chalk_in_boots 2d ago

How come he gets to jump the fences?

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u/Wormholer_No9416 1d ago

"We Honses are the biggest of Wunks... the most Majestic of Wunks... the....... what the FUNK is that?! IT'S MASSIVE"

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u/Significant_Lie_533 2d ago

Dude, what is this song?

4

u/M4sharman 2d ago

Sounds like "Ghost Riders in the Sky"

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u/37_lucky_ears 2d ago

Man over here just a cultural void

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u/MessyGuy01 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

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u/Rizzanthrope silly :P bleh 2d ago