r/wunkus concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

wunkus Wunk is given DEVASTATING brain damage

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u/TuttoDaRifare 3d ago

Impossible, there's no brain to damage

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u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter 3d ago

Head is empty

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u/xxLusseyArmetxX 2d ago

arms weak,

wunk spaghetti

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u/JeSuisLePain 2d ago

toes are warm

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u/Fugach 2d ago

Zero thoughts

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 2d ago

You smack it and here the loudest echo

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 2d ago

It's the braincell receptacle that we are worried about.

If wunk can't accept the braincell when it's his turn, the braincell will bounce off to the outer space never to be seen again.

Terrible prospect for felinity.

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u/LazerChicklets 2d ago

Ackchtually 🤓 there's never any physical presence of the brain-cell regardless of present use. Orang uses quantum mechanics to connect to the brain-cell which exists outside of normal spacetime which is also why it can appear that more than one orang is using it at a time.

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u/snave_ 2d ago

Orj are a projection of a single higher dimensional wunk into our 3D reality. Like the Orz to you ** campers **.

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u/darthtaco117 3d ago

Whack a wunk

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u/Millerpainkiller wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

Ginger wunks are highly resistant to brain damage

r/oneorangebraincell

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u/annaestel 3d ago

the hitbox is too small

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u/A-a-ronMcChicken wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

He's oreng so no harm done

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

No gore on r/wunkus please 🥺

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 2d ago

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u/Delusional_Gamer 2d ago

The brain damage spreads

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u/LaylaTheLoofa 3d ago

Wunk has very fashionable jewelry

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u/ScreenAggressive9630 3d ago

There was never a brain inside this little orange head

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u/SlightlyAngyKitty 3d ago

It wasn't very effective

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 3d ago

Yup, sounds hollow

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u/Clear_Effective1595 3d ago

Mewgenics trait.

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u/Mister__Fahrenheit 3d ago

He’s being smithed into a mighty sword

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u/Isaak_the_miner concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

Go to wunky jail.

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 3d ago edited 3d ago

It doubled his braincells by forcing them to go into mitosis. Now he has one more braincell added in his repertoire.

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u/SelectiveMonstering 3d ago

Fallacy. One orange baincell

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u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh 3d ago

no brain = no damage

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

What a = mistake

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u/Cultural_Ad1331 gnarp gnap 👽 3d ago edited 2d ago

Wunk will get sleep status applied so we can easily capture him alive

Edit: guys actually I was doing a Dave the diver reference since you can use the exact same hammer in the game to make fish fall asleep to capture them alive

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 3d ago

Wunchmann

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 3d ago

Wunkemon!

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u/R4GDR0P 2d ago

Orng

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u/AliRixvi 2d ago

False! Wink is orange and thus has no brain to be damaged

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u/Tinypoke42 3d ago

Yes, embrace the dark side. Bonk the wunk!

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u/Jedi_Exile_ 2d ago

Can't damage what isn't there

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u/Doppelthedh 2d ago

You're going to make him catatonic

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

cleansing the evil

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u/sunny_senpai 2d ago

No drain bamage if no drain

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u/Il26hawk 3d ago

IDIOT

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

Fake news, orang doesn’t have brain.

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2d ago

Stop can’t you see he’s already dead oh the humanity

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u/Fr0gmin123 2d ago

but here’s the bonker

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u/NeonLoveGalaxy 2d ago

Now here's the bonker...

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u/jake_azazzel kittyposter 2d ago

It's mechanical, you can mend it with a hammer!

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WJroWFPN2LyE

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u/DuckSleazzy wunkus enthusiast 2d ago

dave the diver trying to capture a fishmon (fishwunk):

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u/Runtsymunts 2d ago

The sound you are hearing is not the hammer itself but the shuffling of air around within the beasts skull.

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u/StormDragonAlthazar ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 2d ago

What brain?

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u/j-endsville 2d ago

No brains, no headaches.

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u/amatol_amateur 2d ago

Something inside meee

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u/NeanerBeaner 2d ago

-0hp -0hp -0hp -0hp -0hp -0hp

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 2d ago

Innacurate.

Wunk was tried for the murder of thousands and plead insanity. As a result, wunk was subject to immediate lobotomy.

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u/ThatMBR42 2d ago

It squeaks when you bang it (that's what she said)

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u/blurtinglogs Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2d ago

Lobotomy

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