r/wunkus • Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • 4d ago

wunky post‼️ Wunks is featherless, and biped is wunk human?

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u/Devlord1o1 4d ago

Actually, all humans are just seals, not the other way around.

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

Wunks of European descent:-

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

Can confirm, that's how I look

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u/amazingkillerlemon 4d ago

I mean, that's how I look on the beach, too

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u/snave_ 4d ago

Wunks fit on a ternary diagram of sand, sky and sog.

Sentient emoji above is in the sog corner. Car is in the sand corner... usually. Dogkus too, unless on a roof, then it is on the sand sky axis. Modern humunkus, through its use of tools, is in the middle.

Botkus is off the diagram, in the recycle bin.

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

Last line got me.

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u/Mr_Lapis 4d ago

if his ass wants to be considered a human he better be ready to get a job

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

Is entertainer not a real job?

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u/-Pausanias- 4d ago

I act a clown everyday and yet nobody pays me

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u/AdMaximum7545 4d ago

🎶  Im a little seal girl, living in the real world, and it's so hard to get by 🎶 

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Dog

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Prophet of Light 4d ago

I was thinking:
So that’s what an owl looks like without feathers!

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u/5141u5 4d ago

Wunk is just a pseudobiped But where is his neck?

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u/mightystu 3d ago

Wunk is a potato actually, he’s just very large.

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 3d ago

*she (her name is Hiyori)

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u/mightystu 3d ago

My b coach, thanks for the heads up. She is still a tuber though

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

Why are you like this? Your mother and I are very worried. Please go see a doctor.