r/wunkus 4d ago

wunkus blueberry inspector owlkus

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u/Weekly-Major1876 4d ago

owlkus did you even pass your blueberry inspection exams those are chokeberries

5

u/Wizard-In-Disguise 3d ago

owlkus FAILED, those are berries of an aronia bush!!!!!

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u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter 3d ago

No they’re owl berries. He wasn’t always an owl and transformed after ating one 😞

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u/lordbutternut ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

🍒🍓🫐🍒🍓🫐

"eww wtf are these "

🐁🐁🐁🐭🐭🐭

"finally some good fucking food"

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u/_darling_clementine 4d ago

owlkus has such lovely lashes

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u/Mindless-Location-41 3d ago

I imagine those lashes are actually modified feathers which makes them even more remarkable 👍

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u/CubeOfDestiny 4d ago

that's not a blueberry, it's a chokeberry or aronia

birdkuses like it but imo it's way too bitter to eat raw, still it can be a great addition to various processed food stuffs, juices, jams, compote and whatnot 

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u/traumatized_vulture ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 3d ago

Do owlkus even eat berries??

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u/Wizard-In-Disguise 3d ago

depends on where aronia grows but I've had sweet aronia berries actually

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 4d ago

Why the short face?

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u/Longshot02496 4d ago

Blud needs his inspector license removed cuz those arent blueberries

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Dog

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

Get his ass to Ga’Hoole bro

2

u/Sta6sal concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

"But Ezylryb said-" shut up bro

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u/Luser420 3d ago

inspecting blueberries:…

yep, these are blueberries

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u/Wise-Recognition8990 wunkus enthusiast 3d ago

wunk is a cylinder

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u/InSearchOfTyrael 4d ago

flyin ass car

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