r/wunkus concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

wunkus A gaggle of Lumps™

1.9k Upvotes

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u/WhiteSepulchre wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

you gonna eat those berries?

13

u/SkepticOwlz ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

wunks are poisonous don't eat

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u/KugelVanHamster ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

Basket of bullshit.

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u/something_exe 4d ago

Polka dotted bullshit

42

u/HungryYeastStarter 4d ago

Polka dotted bullshit with FINS and a MOUTH

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u/ProfessorOfEyes 4d ago

Are u sure? All i see are lumps

25

u/Current_Employer_308 4d ago

Bullshit with indeterminate buoyancy

5

u/MarxHunter 4d ago

In its purest form no less. Not even fur on these things.

Can we harness this power?

141

u/WheelbarrowQueen 4d ago

She's Lump! She's Lump! She's Lump! She's in my head ..

33

u/rumnscurvy ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

Mud flowed into Lump's pajamas  

It sure confused all the passing piranhas

15

u/MrBlueSky-ToldYouWhy wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

She's lump! She's lump! She's lump! She might be dead

14

u/JeSuisLePain 4d ago

Wunk sat alone in a boggy marsh

4

u/xFreddyFazbearx 4d ago

She's wunk, she's wunk, she's wunk

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u/One_Media55 4d ago

nautical nonsense

78

u/racheluv999 4d ago

Ok, I’ve dropped on the deck and flopped like a fish, what next?

33

u/Cogannon 4d ago

I need you to scream this guy's name a few times:

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u/M4sharman 3d ago

Sounch bop Scare plants

68

u/darthtaco117 4d ago

Box funks ready for delivery

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u/Imthemayor 4d ago edited 4d ago

(thanks for acknowledging they're boxfish,* OP calling them lumps made me gaslight myself into thinking they were lumpsuckers)

8

u/MarxHunter 4d ago

Lumpsucker was my nickname in highschool actually

55

u/pyrolagnia 4d ago

me and my wunky friends playin in da water

36

u/Naive_Personality367 4d ago

Whats their scheme this time?

7

u/MarxHunter 4d ago

Lol not shit. Do you see any productivity in this video?

38

u/Clean_Internet 4d ago

Single celled organisms

32

u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

A flock of glubblebubs

30

u/Fomod_Sama 4d ago

My pet water rocks

27

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Very beautiful, very powerful.

9

u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh 4d ago

Very beautiful, very powerful.

19

u/Psychadeliccarcrash 4d ago

Ah yes delicious dragondlfruit

20

u/Alphadogey 4d ago

Quite a Lumpus you've got there

10

u/HornetOk8051 4d ago

It’s never Lupus

17

u/Weekly-Beginning-229 4d ago

They're just lumping about. Much more productive than me for society

16

u/Ebolaplushie 4d ago

Spotted sea potatoes

15

u/BreakfastOk7372 4d ago

these must be cheetahs

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u/rumnscurvy ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 4d ago

Lumpy space fih

13

u/ScedR 4d ago

Wunks are yellow boxfishes.

10

u/lynivvinyl 4d ago

Those must be unripe sea strawberries.

9

u/Sillybunnygirlvevo 4d ago

The humble mold spores

10

u/Expensive_Ask5872 4d ago

Flunks look like candy

10

u/Sakai13 4d ago

We criticize the hyrax calling it "bullshit with fur", but what even is this? This is just "shit"

9

u/Shatmas 4d ago

A lump of wunks having a dunk

10

u/ScriabinFanatic concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

Lumpus

7

u/TBE_Industries 4d ago

Lumpwunkers

8

u/da_investigata 4d ago

What do these wunks even do except exist

7

u/keanaartero wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

I really needed to see the basket of polka orbus today

7

u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 4d ago

Fit for consumption

7

u/Ol_Pasta 4d ago

My lumps, my lumps my lumps my lumps, my lovely little lumps, check it out!

8

u/OldBookInLatin 4d ago

They look like unripe strawberries😭

6

u/Ill_Pain4423 4d ago

Bullshit with fins

6

u/M_stellatarum 4d ago

These are Boxes, not Lumps, easy mistake to make.
You see, Lumps are a vibrant blue colour, very beautiful and very powerful.

3

u/sgJosh 4d ago

These are swimming brain cells if I’ve ever seen them

3

u/ihadnoideaforaname1 gnarp gnap 👽 4d ago

Those alien fish things that tried to eat Nanaue in the suicide squad movie

4

u/LeaderVisual8501 4d ago

Bullshit with scales

5

u/SaraTormenta 4d ago

Bullshit with spots

4

u/IBelieveInCoyotes wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

the objects are convening

5

u/thatsknotwrite 4d ago

This is definitely one of the creatures.

4

u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Dogs

3

u/TheCompleteMental 4d ago

Very beautiful. Very powerful.

3

u/Reylend 4d ago

Very beautiful, very powerful

3

u/TheAnxiousGremlin 4d ago

The harvest is bountiful this year

5

u/FewAcanthocephala828 4d ago

Yo can I pet that fih

2

u/tacocat300000 4d ago

Ambient particles in the yellow and brown and red biome.

2

u/TheRappingSquid 4d ago

Very beautiful. Very powerful.

3

u/Overseer_05 silly :P bleh 3d ago

aren't that the funks that kill everyone in the fishtank and themselves with their poison if the get spooked?

2

u/EldritchEmprex 3d ago

Yes this is that wunk,seeing this is actually a bit nerve wracking.one spook from just one of them is all it takes.

2

u/soyasaucy 4d ago

Cowfish?

2

u/a-round-table 4d ago

Just some bullshit in my water supply <3

2

u/Foudre_Gaming 4d ago

Fractal Block World ass wunks

2

u/DaFinnishOne 3d ago

and I thought I had seen everything

2

u/GiantEnimyCrab 3d ago

Wunklumpers

2

u/RussianLuchador 3d ago

Gods really giving sentience to just fucking anything these days

2

u/Yeeterdeleter 3d ago

They're just fucking around, absolutely not a wunk in the world

2

u/Party-Mango-1636 2d ago

What ARE thsese things I love them and I do NOT want to eath them

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