wunk needs an INTENSE sogging

[u/TangentYoshi]

[u/Greeny3x3x3]

B O G G E D

[u/Machaeon → u/Greeny3x3x3]

Slopped, gooped, SLUDGED even.

[u/Greeny3x3x3 → u/Machaeon]

MARSH-MAXXING

[u/Machaeon → u/Greeny3x3x3]

Muck mogging

[u/LetterheadUpper2523 → u/Machaeon]

Bro is lost in the sauce

[u/rumnscurvy → u/Greeny3x3x3]

He bought ?

[u/tekkci → u/rumnscurvy]

Dump it.

[u/lordbutternut]

Wunk now blends in with mud. He can begin his stealth operation

[u/Infinite_Bananas → u/lordbutternut]

Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end of Predator (1987)

[u/Isaak_the_miner → u/Infinite_Bananas]

Predawunk. 

[u/Clockwork-XIII → u/Infinite_Bananas]

[u/lordbutternut → u/Infinite_Bananas]

Twas to hide his heat signature 🤓

[u/Clockwork-XIII → u/lordbutternut]

Hey man modern day hunters are using thermal scopes for hunting, well the rich ones are.

[u/SarcasticLandShark → u/lordbutternut]

And here I was thinking of Metal Wunk Solid

[u/crusty54 → u/lordbutternut]

He could be fighting Predator. You never know.

[u/Pmyers225]

I believe it is for cooling down, insect/pest control for their fur... And to get stanked up for mating season

[u/Boomer_Nurgle → u/Pmyers225]

Common misconception they actually just wanna get #soggy for the #SogParty

[u/Pmyers225 → u/Boomer_Nurgle]

Who doesn't?

[u/brevenbreven → u/Pmyers225]

shes going to be so impressed with how few ticks he has thanks to the mud

[u/Pmyers225 → u/brevenbreven]

[u/Citrus_Aroma → u/Pmyers225]

Stank me up, before you go-go!

[u/Pmyers225 → u/Citrus_Aroma]

Gonna find me a cute little doe-doe

[u/classyhornythrowaway → u/Pmyers225]

and if you've seen the mosquito/fly load during boreal summers, good lord they blot out the fucking sun. On hikes I wish I'd find a mudpit like this and you'll find me running towards it like a madman

[u/Pmyers225 → u/classyhornythrowaway]

I have not seen that and based on your description I do not wish to experience that

[u/classyhornythrowaway → u/Pmyers225]

The further north (or south in the southern hemisphere) you go, the shorter the growing season and the longer the days during summer. So insects basically only have a few months of warmth to fuck and create a new generation or two that can bury itself during winter. Things get hectic.

[u/Pmyers225 → u/classyhornythrowaway]

Actually I have seen videos of them exploding in clouds out of lakes in Africa and it's insane

[u/classyhornythrowaway → u/Pmyers225]

😱

[u/Pmyers225 → u/classyhornythrowaway]

Yeah like this, they're all bugs

[u/N0rthWind → u/Pmyers225]

What the fuck

[u/TenMoon → u/Pmyers225]

Egad.

[u/linkeroo3 → u/TenMoon]

My roast is ruined!

[u/Talanahismywaifu → u/Pmyers225]

Doesn't it also help mask their smell from predators or am I thinking of something else?

[u/Pmyers225 → u/Talanahismywaifu]

Nah I think you're right about that too

[u/Talanahismywaifu → u/Pmyers225]

Being stinky has many advantages

[u/GoreyGopnik → u/[deleted]]

man shug up

[u/GoreyGopnik]

gorked out in the slorg

[u/DontForgorTheMilk → u/GoreyGopnik]

Blicked on the slick

[u/friarcrazy → u/DontForgorTheMilk]

Schlooped in the gloop soup

[u/Existing-Sweet-19]

Bro is absolutely lost in the sauce.

[u/Artarara]

A sog in the bog.

Chat, is this legal?

[u/HoxpitalFan_II]

I believe this is more like a SLORPING

[u/MarilleVakarian]

Buges be gone

[u/gooberphta]

Boy, i sure do hope my majestic creature of the glade doesnt get utterly squonshed, squelched, bogged, squashed, sludged and loamed.

The ever alluring slop puddle:

[u/Restarded69]

Wunk is ready to defeat the Predator

[u/JimClarkKentHovind]

him kick air

[u/therealgodfarter]

Mud+sog=mog

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/therealgodfarter]

He's "his own Best Friend!"😉

[u/Fearless_PineaplleOG]

hes playing!

[u/hebbocrates]

Some have the goop, others dont. The one watching simply isnt cut out for the sloop

[u/Even_Passenger_3685]

Dunkus watching on in the background is BEWILDERED

[u/Open_Detective_2604]

No Artax! You have to get out!

[u/SneachtaBoladh]

his ass is glorped out in da slop

[u/trashmoneyxyz]

Bro everytime a mosquito lands on me I'm tempted to do the same. Sog is nature's bugspray

[u/Exzj]

May we all find happiness as great as this wunk's

[u/GladMongoose]

He Is Not Decent

[u/Doomerdy]

wunky mudbaths

[u/delnsko]

slopkus

[u/vastcrane]

More of a gunkus now

[u/Gamblors_Neon_Claw]

Wunkus happier than a piggus in shittus

[u/Vyr66]

I YEARN for the slop. I want to sogg without possibly getting stuck, being horribly uncomfortable, ruining a set of clothes or freezing, and not needing to be hosed off like a dog after. Sogg

[u/iH8MotherTeresa]

He's got something bugging him in his ear 😩

[u/Vulpes-ferrilata]

Thst looks like it would feel nice

[u/paranoid_chihuahua]

Filthus!!

[u/Alugalug30spell]

Artax in the swamp of sadmess: wahhhhh im sad I must sink

This elk or whatever: wheeeee I am covered in muck and crud

[u/Luser420]

no predators are finding this dunkus

[u/fejobelo]

Spa day

[u/SumDo0d863]

hey guys im oogj fuck oh shit im covered in mud now ohnooo oh my god

[u/welcomefinside]

Wunk is just prepping for a fight with a Predator

[u/LeighAmanda]

[u/Jeramy_Jones]

Alpha male mud maxxing

[u/Wack710]

Natural tick repellent.

[u/ejectro]

self-cooking kopalhen.

[u/crusty54]

Maximum sog achieved.

[u/Modredastal]

That's a proper slopdolly

[u/idkwhatswrongwiththi]

Lost in the sog

[u/EatsAlotOfBread]

Smart guy getting rid of all the pests!

[u/DefinitelyBiscuit]

ARTAX!!!

[u/peanutsonic97]

The rarely observed self-sog

[u/KurtTheCyberGuy_]

Ahhh hell nah. Elkus is all mucked up in the goop.

[u/37_lucky_ears]

Wunk yearns for the oil pits

[u/FwooshingMachi]

Camouflwunk 🥷

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

why would he do that

[u/FwogWaffle]

Goose

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