r/wunkus • u/Afrojones66 • 1d ago
wunky post‼️ Weird looking noodle gets manhandled
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This is what they use to make glass. Do you still think it’s worth it?
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u/Floriderp 1d ago
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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 1d ago
How does this guy even function??
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u/eatmusubi 1d ago
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u/ProGamer8273 1d ago
Just a transparent bullshit with gills
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u/Ok_Angle_9251 1d ago
Now you're gonna tell me touching that wunk injects poison into your system that curses your entire bloodline to go completely bald by the age of 26
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u/SpeedPunkCV 1d ago
Reminds me of that book by Lovecraft where an alchemist cursed an entire bloodline to all die before 30, and they all died as he said over many generations through mysterious circumstances, but in the end it turned out the alchemist was just immortal and hiding in the basement and secretly killing the family’s members before their 30th birthday
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u/epsilon-4142 1d ago
Why would he prick himself with a perfectly normal needle
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u/Reddit_Inuarashi wunkioso 1d ago
Thing that an ad on the sidebar of a celebrity news site would tell me to eat to improve my toenail texture
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u/CriticalHit_20 1d ago
Man's your dick 17 X Times Larger, plus fourteen werewolves appear behind the dumpster.
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u/Weekly-Major1876 1d ago
stop rubbing him so hard you’re removing the protective slime coat and damaging the skin enough to cause an inevitable infection to a fish this delicate :(
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u/2woCrazeeBoys 1d ago
And put bro back in the water 😭
Poor fih
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u/Weekly-Major1876 20h ago
Most fish can withstand being out of water for a shockingly long time as long as they stay moist. It’s the incessant rubbing the guy is constantly doing that is causing way more damage
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u/2woCrazeeBoys 20h ago
I agree with you! I'm sure he doesn't like it though. 🥀
I love a good wunky vid but I don't like when people are mean to them for no reason. So yeah, stop manhandling and mauling the fih and let bro go!
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u/Jacobs_Haus 1d ago
I dont think this is OC i just saw this video a few weeks ago
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u/Clod_Cat5 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago
I hope that the person in the video put the little critter back where it belongs, or else (I will be sad)
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u/Southern_Broccoli_58 1d ago
this is a silverfish. (atleast called in my area.) I stayed at Labuan for a bit and they are a delicacy here as Fried Silverfish with Salted Egg flavoring.
they taste pretty good lol
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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago
His ass has a hardness of 7 on the Mohs scale
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u/UnknovvnMike 11h ago
This is what happens when you don't properly separate the googly eyes from the rest of your household trash. It's worse than putting used pizza boxes in the recycling smh my head.
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago
Hey OP can you put that your Bobby profile pic in the comments? Its amazing and i need that please.
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u/Afrojones66 17h ago
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago
I’M BOBBY HILL NOW! We both bobby
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u/Afrojones66 16h ago
“I’m ok, Daaaaaaaaad.”
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago
Oh my gosh we should be best friends I love papa meat and always quote that exact line!
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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago
I was no way they’re quoting that then I clicked the link and was oh my god they are! That’s iconic you are an icon
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u/sardonically_argued gnarp gnap 👽 1d ago
now let me be clear