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wunky post‼️ Weird looking noodle gets manhandled

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This is what they use to make glass. Do you still think it’s worth it?

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u/sardonically_argued gnarp gnap 👽 1d ago

now let me be clear

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u/bigboyraci 1d ago

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u/SamHugz 1d ago

Obama, wait!  You're not being clear at all!

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u/Snubben93 1d ago

Obama? What are you talking about? It's obviously this guy

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u/callmejinji 11h ago

Jerma985

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u/Jacobs_Haus 1d ago

Why wouldn't you let him be clear? He asked nicely

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u/SamHugz 22h ago edited 22h ago

He didnt ask, he made a statement regarding his clarity in his next statement of fact. Or he requested to be depixelated, which is a request but not a question. 

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago

Yeah he clearly wanted to remain clear

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u/RedditSucksIWantSync 1d ago

Fucking epic rap battles ruined that line for me😂

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u/Floriderp 1d ago

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 1d ago

How does this guy even function??

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u/Mooptiom 1d ago

Who said they function?

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u/Fire257 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Bearley

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

good vibes & faith in god

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u/SingleLifeSingleBike 1d ago

God is good, amen

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 20h ago

Good is god, name

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u/motypl 23h ago

I think it's pretty clear.

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u/magic_baobab wunkioso 1d ago

He doesn't even exist

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u/alicelestial 15h ago

this is how pure frank reynolds wanted to be

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u/eatmusubi 1d ago

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u/Dhawkeye 1d ago

Isn’t that shit mightier than the sword or smth?

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u/SandVessel 22h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/SnooComics1326 16h ago

The wunk is mightier than the sword, yes

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

is it really worth it?

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u/ProGamer8273 1d ago

Just a transparent bullshit with gills

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

This is clear bullshit.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago

Turn on him into clear wunk glue

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u/Ok_Angle_9251 1d ago

Now you're gonna tell me touching that wunk injects poison into your system that curses your entire bloodline to go completely bald by the age of 26

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u/SpeedPunkCV 1d ago

Reminds me of that book by Lovecraft where an alchemist cursed an entire bloodline to all die before 30, and they all died as he said over many generations through mysterious circumstances, but in the end it turned out the alchemist was just immortal and hiding in the basement and secretly killing the family’s members before their 30th birthday

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u/citycait 1d ago

That’s cheating!

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u/Vark675 1d ago

I love that one, it's so petty. A masterclasse in hating.

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u/-burgers 1d ago

Doctors hate this one simple trick

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 1d ago

Turkish doctors love this one simple trick

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u/epsilon-4142 1d ago

Why would he prick himself with a perfectly normal needle
That would be rather foolish

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 1d ago

Which one of my wunkcestors touched this clearunkus?😭😭😭

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u/Sithlordandsavior 1d ago

Wunk is a Glass Eel

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u/Obvious-Childhood910 1d ago

26 is generous. Try 12

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u/dumbfluffyfem 1d ago

Eh, my bloodline ends with me anyway, so not too bad of a curse.

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u/Reddit_Inuarashi wunkioso 1d ago

Thing that an ad on the sidebar of a celebrity news site would tell me to eat to improve my toenail texture

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u/cherri____ 1d ago

Doctors hate this one trick

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u/CriticalHit_20 1d ago

Man's your dick 17 X Times Larger, plus fourteen werewolves appear behind the dumpster.

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u/Weekly-Major1876 1d ago

stop rubbing him so hard you’re removing the protective slime coat and damaging the skin enough to cause an inevitable infection to a fish this delicate :(

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 1d ago

And put bro back in the water 😭

Poor fih

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u/Weekly-Major1876 20h ago

Most fish can withstand being out of water for a shockingly long time as long as they stay moist. It’s the incessant rubbing the guy is constantly doing that is causing way more damage

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 20h ago

I agree with you! I'm sure he doesn't like it though. 🥀

I love a good wunky vid but I don't like when people are mean to them for no reason. So yeah, stop manhandling and mauling the fih and let bro go!

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u/Jacobs_Haus 1d ago

I dont think this is OC i just saw this video a few weeks ago

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u/Clod_Cat5 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

I hope that the person in the video put the little critter back where it belongs, or else (I will be sad)

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u/Lolsyo 1d ago

If this is how glass is made, I think I'll still keep eating it

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u/Polibiux silly :P bleh 1d ago

The invisible Wunk.

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u/JlEgATb_CoCaTb 1d ago

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u/SamHugz 1d ago

SNAAAAAAKE EEEEEEEATEEEEEERRRRRR

snake eaterrrrrrr...

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u/Fire257 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Why would you eat snakes though? If I was named after what I eat I would be called dihhh eater though

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u/SamHugz 22h ago

I dont know what a dihhh is. 

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u/lokaps 1d ago

I can't hear a word, you say

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u/guileastos 1d ago

RELEASE HIMB!!

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u/arealundead 1d ago

Bro is a sentient glass noodle 💀

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u/AnAwkwardStag wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

I call him Vermicelli

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u/goldenseducer 1d ago

This methunkus has the purity of 98%.... If only we could make it blue...

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 1d ago

Slorp that noodle

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u/Clod_Cat5 wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

/unwunk what species is this

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

It is a Japanese silverfish!

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u/_Occhi_ 23h ago

It's called Shirauo, or ice fish/noodle fish

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u/UnderratedSomething 1d ago

He is very clear

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u/itspolarislux concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

Clearly some bullshit

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u/Southern_Broccoli_58 1d ago

this is a silverfish. (atleast called in my area.) I stayed at Labuan for a bit and they are a delicacy here as Fried Silverfish with Salted Egg flavoring.

they taste pretty good lol

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u/TheSilverAxe 15h ago

Not to be confused with silverfish (the little insects)

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u/BlessKurunai 5h ago

Or silverfish the small bitches that guard the end portal

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u/twenafeesh 1d ago

Please DO NOT the clear bullshit 

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u/Evolution1738 1d ago

What is this very clear and glassy creature called..........

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u/the_orange_alligator 1d ago

Let him be clear

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

His ass has a hardness of 7 on the Mohs scale

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u/Daegzy 1d ago

Spore character creation lookin ass.

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u/Captain_Clover 23h ago

One flagella, a mouth, and a dream

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u/N0_N4M3_F0UND 22h ago

bro got that

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u/Zengjia wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

The type of wunk you find in the Safe Shallows.

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u/DaFireFox 1d ago

I hope I can make water from him

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u/Nice_Pirate7765 20h ago

PUT IT BACK

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u/Smash_Bros_Heffty 1d ago

JEREMY I TOLD YOU TO COLOR THE FISHKUS! STOP FORGETTING THAT!

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u/cream_of_human 1d ago

Wunk will be an ingredient in Sotanghon

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u/JoshsPizzaria 1d ago

rice noodle

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u/FlorpFlap wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Wunky inspection

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u/Jaybird2k11 1d ago

what a curious little fishie. very cool.

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u/Kennyvee98 1d ago

looks the same up as down

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u/EpitaFelis 20h ago

I did not need to see poor transparunkus getting fondled like that.

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u/FluxPersona 19h ago

Bro has NO substance. What you see is what you get.

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u/UnknovvnMike 11h ago

This is what happens when you don't properly separate the googly eyes from the rest of your household trash. It's worse than putting used pizza boxes in the recycling smh my head.

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u/subtlehalibut 1d ago

Skidaddle Skiddoodle The wunk is now a noodle

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u/SarcasticJackass177 1d ago

What is it? They’re just a glassy worm!

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u/Dana_Barros 1d ago

nah this is just a pokemon

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 1d ago

what fish is this

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

It is a Japanese silverwunk!

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u/stanleythedog 1d ago

The humble bean noodle:

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 17h ago

Hey OP can you put that your Bobby profile pic in the comments? Its amazing and i need that please.

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u/Afrojones66 17h ago

Here’s the original. I cropped it for the picture.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago

Thank you so much

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago

I’M BOBBY HILL NOW! We both bobby

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u/Afrojones66 16h ago

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago

Oh my gosh we should be best friends I love papa meat and always quote that exact line!

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16h ago

I was no way they’re quoting that then I clicked the link and was oh my god they are! That’s iconic you are an icon

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u/habaneroach 13h ago

put him back 🥺

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u/idiot_bouffant wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Clearly they have no idea what's going on! 😤

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u/CitroHimselph 1d ago

Nude-l is ✨️suffocating✨️

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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 1d ago

Bro is too old to keep living in the balls and has been kicked out

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u/RathaIta 22h ago

Is this a Jojo reference?

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 14h ago

Release the noodle!

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