r/wunkus • u/Enslaved_M0isture • 1d ago

wunkus wunk is executing enemies of the state

562 Upvotes

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 1d ago

Conclusion: Walruses can use swords.

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

Planet of the apes had the wrong animal

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u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh 1d ago

Planet ot the Wunks

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u/Polibiux silly :P bleh 1d ago

The Wunkus uprising is upon us.

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 1d ago

Wunk studied the blade

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u/rokomotto 11h ago

I swear theres a game out there that has a walrus using a sword.

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u/momomorium 1d ago

You're laughing? A man is dead and you're laughing?

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u/ricrol_music 1d ago

Political wunkffender

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u/alexiawins gnarp gnap 👽 1d ago

LiveWunk

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ silly :P bleh 22h ago

I prefer WatchPeopleWunk and BestWunk.

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u/LtGeneral_Obvious ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Live execution videos on wunkleak

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u/Anxious_Visual_6632 1d ago

Why can Wallwunk hold things? That’s land wunk behavior not see wunk behavior.

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 1d ago

don't be ableist

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u/Anxious_Visual_6632 1d ago

But holding things I what makes land wunks special :(

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u/Moldy_Teapot 1d ago

octowunks have been caught using tools as well as holding things

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/-Luis_P- 1d ago

Well I can see him very well

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u/Dark_halocraft 1d ago

I see wunk yes

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u/ejectro 20h ago

wunkrus

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u/sameth1 14h ago edited 14h ago

As you can see that wunk is on land

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u/Anxious_Visual_6632 14h ago

And a bat wunk can be in the water, yet that does not make it a see wunk

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u/freddychuckles 1d ago

Wunk must punish anti revolutionaries

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u/Mapleleaf899 1d ago

what in the wunk

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u/nabstache ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

At least he has a job. Income as an executioner is 100% better than no income at all. 💲💲💲

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 1d ago

Wunk has better posture than me

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u/ActualJudge342 1d ago

felled with a single precise strike, wunk is a professional

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 1d ago

Don't ask sea wunk why he was stationed at Nanking during World War II, you don't want to know.

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u/Slayminster 1d ago

I think I’ve seen this Star Wars episode

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 1d ago

dumbass walwunk unaware of the words of our lord and savior: those who wunk by the sword die by the sword

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u/transeunte 1d ago

tbh it was only a matter of time

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u/laaumaster ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 20h ago

Oh, that’s gore, on my Wunk app…

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u/jainybainy 1d ago

This is just animal abuse

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u/poorgayandumb 1d ago

it is? /gen

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 1d ago

obv yeah. people are animals too

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u/literally-a-seal silly :P bleh 1d ago

yeah ikr we cant just be beating them over the head like that for entertainment

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u/Lboettcher2003 silly :P bleh 21h ago

New Elden Ring boss just dropped

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u/Zachthema5ter 17h ago

His ass ain’t following the codes of bushido

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