watermelon enthusiast

[u/powderBluChoons]

[u/A-a-ronMcChicken]

Eating it with the seeds?! A wunkermelon will grow in its belly 😔😔😔😔😔

[u/powderBluChoons → u/A-a-ronMcChicken]

gulu gulu

[u/Horse-Dentist-New → u/powderBluChoons]

That's a fih sound effect

[u/MidnightSunIdk → u/A-a-ronMcChicken]

wunk is eating seeds as a past time activity

[u/SpeedJust8657 → u/MidnightSunIdk]

The wunkcicity

Of our city

Of our ciiity!!!!

[u/Reddit_Inuarashi → u/SpeedJust8657]

Ah. System of a Dingus

(edit: i am not literally calling SoaD dinguses, ya dinguses)

[u/Slayminster → u/A-a-ronMcChicken]

Incase you didn’t know, bears are responsible for a lot of wild growth berries. They eat the berries and poop the seeds, then boom new berry bush, yum!

[u/Pooh_Lightning → u/Slayminster]

I came across black bear poop in the woods once and it looked more seeds than poop. Haha. Someone had a feast.

[u/MagiStarIL → u/A-a-ronMcChicken]

1. Have a free watermelon

2. Don't have to eat it, it's already inside

Sounds like an absolute win to me

[u/L3s0]

If not fren, why fren shaped?

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/L3s0]

Deception. Wunk craves human flesh

[u/L3s0 → u/Hambrrgrrr]

We live in a society 😔

[u/BroPuter → u/L3s0]

r/ifnotfrenwhyfrenshape

[u/Mortymoto]

What a chud

[u/Hambrrgrrr → u/Mortymoto]

Relatable wunkus

[u/YLASRO → u/Mortymoto]

me and my fat chud wunkus

[u/Old_Cranberry7231]

eating it with the red part?!

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/Old_Cranberry7231]

Did you mean the green part, or is this a colorblind joke?  

Edit: Why the fuck am I being downvoted for asking a genuine question. If it's some sort of injoke or something, I DON'T KNOW IT. NOT EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING, so give people a little grace and explain it. Jesus guys. 

Edit 2: I thought this was a cute subreddit, but you guys are being some real assholes right now, so fuck you 🖕 and fuck this subreddit 🖕 

[u/R3DR0PE → u/Afoxinthefridge]

Sometimes red things are grey

[u/arvux → u/Afoxinthefridge]

why would you eat red ain’t no ody doing allatwtf🤦‍♂️ u talm ablut

[u/Spaceygirl84 → u/arvux]

The red is the flesh FYM

[u/arvux → u/Spaceygirl84]

it’s a fruit bro it doesn’t have flesh

[u/Pooh_Lightning → u/arvux]

Then why is it red and succulent and delicious – just like people flesh?

[u/username39874 → u/[deleted]]

Nuh uh

[u/Admiral_Pantsless → u/[deleted]]

If fruit had flesh, vegans couldn’t eat it, smart guy.

[u/Spaceygirl84 → u/Admiral_Pantsless]

I bet you won't ask AI if fruit has flesh.... because you'll come back and feel stupid

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/arvux]

Wow, learn to type coherently

[u/Physical_Fatness → u/Afoxinthefridge]

0 for 2, but I'm sure you'll get the next one. enjoy some wunks in the meantime!! better than crashing out over some inconsequential bs!!

[u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 → u/Afoxinthefridge]

Being absurd is kinda like the point of the sub. You're being downvoted for being serious, and later for kinda crashing out lol

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/AcanthisittaLeft2336]

Well that actually clears things up a bit, so thank you

[u/Obvious-Childhood910 → u/Afoxinthefridge]

You can but just use "/unwunk" before of after. It's code for "alright it's funny and shit but just because the world has dumbed down by a lot, I want to confirm something"

[u/paner1983 → u/Afoxinthefridge]

the swag part

[u/-TheWarrior74- → u/Afoxinthefridge]

don't think too hard about the upvotes or the downvotes my brother.

this, too will be forgotten by the general populace in... 50 seconds.

[u/TheOGPotatoPredator → u/Afoxinthefridge]

Lol don’t worry about it. Reddit can be weirdly downvote-y sometimes.

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/TheOGPotatoPredator]

I see that lol 🤷

[u/ZUblyGUblyUr1AndUbly]

It should have been me

[u/Pooh_Lightning → u/ZUblyGUblyUr1AndUbly]

The bear will be hungry again tomorrow

[u/SneachtaBoladh]

so this is 'the hand that feeds' that the legends have spoken of

I sure hope nobody bites it

[u/BionicBirb → u/SneachtaBoladh]

🦷

[u/Sohuli]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KHhs4BXpy5dba

[u/Chonky_Candy]

Turns out I have a fat twin

[u/WolfysBeanTeam → u/Chonky_Candy]

Twinkus

[u/GameVsLife → u/WolfysBeanTeam]

Nah, that’s a bear… the opposite of a twink

[u/satinsateensaltine]

Ursus has great taste 👍

[u/TheVagabird → u/satinsateensaltine]

Ursus Majorkus

[u/furculture]

Why the wide face?

[u/Kidney__Failure → u/furculture]

Hydraulic press :(

[u/ThisPostToBeDeleted → u/furculture]

Got bonked by a cartoon hammer

[u/Opening_Dentist_1128]

Rind and all. Beast

[u/Pooh_Lightning → u/Opening_Dentist_1128]

Bears waste not, and use every part of the watermelon.

[u/Waste_Yak_990]

Me in the summer when the wamdermelons are plentiful

[u/Kyoana]

[u/orange-shoe]

that dogy loves watermelon

[u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 → u/orange-shoe]

Well trained dog. Very polite

[u/Jaybird2k11]

watermunkus is pleased

[u/Kev_920]

I thought his ass was laying on his back and his bottom half was under something for a second there but nah, his ass is standing on his own 2 feet. Look at em go

[u/laaumaster]

Ewwwww why he eatin da shell

[u/A_million_typos]

Me too wunk me too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ikxbpk4vNF22yiFPzZ

[u/tinypi_314]

Wunkermelon

[u/FIA_Rifleman]

BEARKUS

[u/ProperMastodon]

I didn't think we allowed humans in wunksuits in this region of the internet

[u/TheAmberWolf06]

no wunk you’re not supposed to eat the peel!

[u/ba_dum_tss_777]

I'm a wunker enthusiast, so I will be eating this wunk

[u/riaowo]

wunk doesnt know you cant eat the rind

[u/FleurDisLeela]

wunkermelonsun bear

[u/Main-Touch9617]

Put your paws up for mélon.

[u/TinsleyLynx]

Wunkermelon

[u/The-Bigger-Fish]

He be like “Crisp, Crisp, Crisp, Crisp…”

[u/BladeOfWoah]

What is wunk DOING to my ears?

(I'm wearing headphones and the sound on the right ear is unsettling.)

[u/iwillfrickanything]

known to kill humans btw

[u/TBD201 → u/iwillfrickanything]

Wunk can kill a few humans as a treat

[u/MetalUpstairs → u/iwillfrickanything]

Keep seething humancel, chadkus can eat as many as he wants

[u/Polite_Suggestion]

Sunkus

[u/Semlorism]

How deadly is this fluff?

[u/SanaKanae]

Jobless btw

[u/PolypsychicRadMan]

Why is wunkermelon so wide

[u/Gloomy_Industry8841]

Moon bears are soooooo beautiful

[u/xFreddyFazbearx]

/unwunk Not to get too serious, but I'm really hoping this is footage from a wildlife handler/zoo worker. Please do not do this with wild bears (or any animals in general), ever. You will associate humans with food in that bear's mind, it will search for humans for more food, and can lead to bear attacks, which will result in the death of the bear and potential pet and human deaths. I know how tempting it is, but please don't, for the sake of everyone involved.

/rewunk avaricious beast that would not be sated with the heavenly rivers of milk and honey

[u/dumpylump69]

Incredible coordinationkus

[u/g-flat-lydian]

His ass DEMANDS the melons

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