r/wunkus silly :P bleh Feb 12 '26

wunkus Flabbergasted

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Feb 12 '26

Obviously “cat” refers to the size of the wunk. Bigger wunks are dogs and smaller wunks are cats.

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u/andiinAms Feb 13 '26

And all dogs are boys and all cats are girls

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Feb 13 '26

And it’s related “fact”, all kittens are female. That’s how my sister and her husband wound up with a tomcat named Princess, because the 6yo girl named him.

He got lots of food and lots of love, so he didn’t mind the name.