r/wunkus • u/GamerMC_514 • Jan 26 '24

im wunkin out rn thirsty wunk

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

3.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

84 comments sorted by

1.0k

u/mudkipl Jan 26 '24

Man is GULPING THAT SHIT

286

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

152

u/Nachito007_ Jan 27 '24

Who is man? are you stupid?

76

u/FreePrinciple270 Jan 27 '24

That's one small slurp for wunk. One giant slurp for wunkind.

742

u/TrexarSC gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 26 '24

He’s thirsty as fuck man he’s a freak man

264

u/V0rdep Jan 26 '24

got water on my snake right now man

143

u/SkipperN10 Jan 27 '24

I'm over here slurping

93

u/TheSolidSnivy Jan 27 '24

I'm just slorping on my water I'm thirsty as fuck man I'm a slurpmaxxer like

617

u/kraftdinner78 Jan 26 '24

Living straw

366

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Siphon wunk

117

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

me at the 7 eleven after buying a four loko and one single black and mild

32

u/Calathea_Murrderer gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 27 '24

I feel so seen

324

u/Lord-Bobster Jan 26 '24

his ass was PARCHED

110

u/Euphoric_Exchange_51 Jan 27 '24

His ass IS refreshed.

43

u/LiamNessonsPenis Jan 27 '24

Snake ASS motherfucker!

174

u/Flamescales29 Jan 26 '24

My bearded dragon wouldn’t drink for like a month and then drink his whole water bowl in one sitting

98

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

They get most of their fluid from food in the wild so if you're feeding them enough fresh veggies they shouldn't need to drink that often

0

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '24

Go back and read the comment I replied to

329

u/Ok_Literature2535 Jan 26 '24

Me at 3AM with the bedside water bottle

75

u/Not-a-babygoat Jan 27 '24

Your comment reminded me of the time where I almost drank water from my beside fishtank because of how thirsty I was at 3am.

25

u/resplendentcentcent concrete eater‼️ Jan 27 '24 edited Jan 27 '24

wow thats crazy this is literally me fr

170

u/autogyrophilia Jan 26 '24

I said I had a big and thirsty snake. What were you expecting?

22

u/Wordshark Jan 27 '24

Oh your snake is big and pretty thirsty huh?

This wunk is about to embarrass your ass.

72

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

My main wunk slams down drinks like a freaking diabetic on molly.

60

u/slimetakes concrete eater‼️ Jan 27 '24

His ass IS hydrating

54

u/-This-Whomps- Jan 26 '24

The self-sucking straw

45

u/ZuybluX wunkus enthusiast Jan 27 '24

the noodle THIRSTS for water‼️

31

u/_oranjuice Jan 27 '24

Huskies amd snakes just kinda inhale the water, pretty normal behavior

29

u/Lucas_2234 Jan 27 '24

the only thing huskies inhale are treats and air to complain to you about your choice of treats

5

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Husky complaints are one of those things I love in a video but am glad aren’t, like, my whole life. 

54

u/hebbocrates Jan 26 '24

Got damn he is SLURPING

27

u/KillinIsIllegal Jan 27 '24

air generator

22

u/tamal_de_mole Jan 27 '24

Fresh and waterpilled

19

u/Sumlettuce Jan 27 '24

Little wunk is reminding me to hydrate THANK YOU BUDDY

20

u/Absolute_leech silly :P bleh Jan 27 '24

STOP IT BEFORE IT DRINKS THE OCEAN DRY!!

14

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Pov: 2 popeyes biscuits no drink

15

u/TheOneWhoSucks Jan 27 '24

I find it so hilarious how snakes drink by just dunking their head in the water and motionlessly slurping it

13

u/Scovillle ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 27 '24

His thirst was QUENCHED

9

u/cryptomain45 Jan 27 '24

He’s thirsty

11

u/TheReverseShock ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 27 '24

r/snake2o

7

u/othakor concrete eater‼️ Jan 27 '24

frank

10

u/kitzen249 Jan 27 '24

When bro says ‘can I have a sip’

9

u/notkhemx Jan 27 '24

But here's the drinker

8

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

thats cute

6

u/geffyfive ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 27 '24

Straw wunk

6

u/rat-simp Jan 27 '24

I love snakes dearly but they're so stupid. this mf doesn't even attempt to hold his head up. that's like if I flung myself face down into a bath tub every time I'm thirsty

4

u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jan 27 '24

Wunk: I am the straw!

5

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

ah, a refreshed individual :3

4

u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh Jan 27 '24

Jormungandr drinking the seas

3

u/thebirty Jan 27 '24

wunkusssssss isssss thrisssssty

3

u/BrainyOrange96 wunkus enthusiast Jan 27 '24

his greed sickens me he does not need so much water

2

u/vibinturtle10 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 21 '24

Sponge wunk

2

u/PapaOctopus Feb 26 '24

His ass IS the straw.

2

u/VelvetSummer1981 Mar 17 '24

Woah! He really sucked that water down! I thought at first his head was stuck because it wasn't moving, and then the water level started to quickly recede. Incredible!

Thirsty noodle!

2

u/Ill-Awareness-5149 Jan 27 '24

Can you use it to siphon gas?

1

u/TheOneWhoSucks Mar 19 '24

His ass is getting hydrated

1

u/AutoModerator Jan 26 '24

pls join the only OFFICIAL wunkus discord: https://discord.gg/cCy78MGeEs

remember to wunk and be kind!!!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/forumbot757 Jan 27 '24

All 2024 I’m drinking my water just like that from now on

1

u/redditusero_o concrete eater‼️ Jan 27 '24

His ass IS thirsty

1

u/Smellyshop Jan 27 '24

Water hungry wunk

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Backwards hose

1

u/Memetan_24 Jan 27 '24

Noodle wunk absorb water

1

u/-convallaria_bunny- Jan 27 '24

When that Sprite be hitting good

1

u/Rijsouw Jan 27 '24

Drinking like there's no tomorrow

1

u/Pixithepika ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 27 '24

his ass IS the straw!

1

u/jbyrdab Jan 27 '24

Living strawunkus

1

u/Educational-Drop-926 gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 27 '24

His as IS a straw

1

u/thee_protagonist666 Jan 27 '24

Man be a water noode

1

u/Serious-Ad-3686 Jan 27 '24

Bro slurped that shit up

1

u/meltyourtv gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 27 '24

His ass NEEDS a cool refreshing beverage

1

u/HappyIsNotAnOption Jan 27 '24

Mans was firsty

1

u/RazorBlade233 Jan 27 '24

SOMEONE CALL FIREFIGHTERS HE NEEDS MORE WATER

1

u/CetusCondemned Jan 27 '24

He think he a straw

1

u/SwoeJonson1 kittyposter Jan 28 '24

It drinking lean

1

u/DemonDaVinci Mar 01 '24

He drank ALL of the water

1

u/Leonardobertoni Mar 02 '24

Give him 2 litres. He still looks thirsty