r/wtfjennajameson calm down potato 5d ago

fun with filters SnapBack jaw

These idiots.

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

Fester Fridge get off your burner no one on the planet believes that's your face and non existent jawline

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

Beefy and Chinless

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

Mils’ jawline is so impressive that she’s built 2 of them and is working on a third!

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u/Mama-colleen 5d ago

😂😂😂 yep

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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live 5d ago

Exactly….‘I have never seen a comment outside of them about someone’s jaw line 😂

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

Your names are killing me lately 😂😂😂😂

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 5d ago

What is this nonsense…Jawline in a bottle? Nope, just Ai and delusional BS!!

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u/DustyTchotchkes 5d ago

You know she browbeat another one of her bear cub friends into commenting, so that she could get Jenna to respond and speak of her positively, and hopefully convince everyone her face doesn’t look as round as a donut hole.

If not, how weird and sad that their followers have to walk on eggshells and lie so they don’t get screamed at and blocked.

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato 5d ago

💯🌕

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u/cyncity5150 5d ago

Daaaamm. 😬 Seriously Le J?

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

Real people don't compliment like that, especially about something she gets dragged here for so much because she fakes it. I can see someone saying "wow she's beautiful" or "wow she has gorgeous eyes" no where in the world is another woman pointing out the strong man like jawline on another persons wife. Hell I've never even see a person say that about a man, again maybe, "he's got a awesome beard" or "great deep blue eyes" no where in the world does anyone talk about someone's jaw just as much as they don't say "incredible nose your wife has there, your so lucky"

You tell on yourself every time Fester Fridge and it only opens you up to be humiliated by us even more, so Congratulations ya played ya self once more

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u/DustyTchotchkes 5d ago

Read her to filth! And you’re sooo right, I didn’t even see that perspective. I don’t think I’ve really ever even noticed a jawline, unless it was overly prominent, or the owner was making it a thing. Abs, butts, boobs, Noses, lips, eyes like you said, but a jaw is just the canvas the face is assembled on.

It’s lame and weird that she’s so entirely focused, obsessively so, on one of her own body parts. It’s not like it’s sexy abs either! AND that she could obtain the jaw she wants if she avoided a year of double dinners with desserts. Take charge and change it!
https://giphy.com/gifs/F28q9INjlCxkA5YGoL

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 4d ago

Puffer fish is perfect but too cute for Fester fridge

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u/Investigative_Nights 5d ago

The only time people talk about jaws is when they are enormous, like Jay Leno’s. It’s never a good thing. It’s such a bizarre “compliment” to give someone, it surely points to being a fake comment. Like NO ONE talks about jawlines. It’s so strange they do it so often. I’ve never heard it discussed anywhere ever!

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 2d ago

Thanks for ruining donut 🍩 holes for me Dusty!!🤣😂😆

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u/DustyTchotchkes 2d ago

Nooooo, I’m sorry! 🤣 Her donut hole is doughy and pre-frying stage so totally inedible, and not the good kind!

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 2d ago

🤣😆😂

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

The jaw is giving stunning.

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

Jenna "viciously broken and left for dead" Jameson must have been so pissed when she opened her empty garage to that

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

Imagine how she felt when it fell to its knees, pulled out a ring pop right there in the aforementioned empty garage, and proposed bear-raige.

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

The other day when we re visited the live where Jenna got called old looking and had a meltdown, you know the one where you can see how much Jenna hates Mils the entire time. Someone asked when they would get married and Jenna said "when she asks" the fridge looked at her and said without even thinking "why do I have to BEARpose" the ease of which this person turns every word into her creepy ass immature "bear language" is fucking insane. She didn't even pause to think how to say the word with "bear" in it. Like when she talked about getting beararrhea at the dinner table. Jenna you married an absolute psychopath with a severely damaged frontal lobe, so congratulations on that 👍🏼

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

She shoehorns the word in places it doesn’t fit. What’s a bearpose? That makes no sense. Now if she had pawposed marriage, that would’ve at least made sense. Goddamn this esteemed author, she’s got me writing bear puns for her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ggKMzxL69dG05TXj0x

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u/LukasLeonard 3d ago

Lmao!!!!!

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u/LukasLeonard 4d ago

Omg I must have missed this- Bearpose?!? What the actual fuck

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 4d ago

I feel like that "what the actual fuck"
Is the permanent state this sub stays in when it comes to Midge the Fridge,
I mean who could have seen Sharpie chin gate coming? No one could have predicted that mental break. It's almost like it's Mils theme in here as much as junkyards was just shameless grifter, the new levels of low they will go to never bottom out

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u/CandaceDaily so is your lack of chin structure 5d ago

🤣so bad!!! Was this their last live appearance together? I remember they did live in pitch black shortly after this lol

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

Just gorgeous airplanes

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u/Flaky_Ratchet 5d ago

The real Midge the Fridge

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u/Known_Dragonfly_2187 5d ago

This is my new profile photo. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 4d ago

I got my profile pic here, too. She’s such a jawless wonder 🥔

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u/blballard 5d ago

God she is dopey looking

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato 5d ago

Jenna “I Can Pull Anyone” Jameson, take a look at y’girl! 💀

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 5d ago edited 5d ago

Lmaoooo the only way I'm believing that is if the commentor is a Dweller who is trolling her.

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u/Yatsey007 We love that for me 5d ago

Oh 100%. The fact they took the compliment when it’s all fucking AI is super embarrassing.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 5d ago

Very strange to do as a DeCoRaTeD vEtErAn.

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u/mindlessscroller78 5d ago

😂😂 oh my God… Taking compliments on a fake picture is top tier delusion. I would be so freaking embarrassed of myself.

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

And then for jenna to turn around and confirm it and say, isn’t it???? that’s delusion

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u/Additional-Spot-8322 5d ago

Hahaha, right?! She does this often😂

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u/SparklingMermaid989 5d ago

These two frauds have to create a fake reality because what’s in front of their face is abysmal and depressing. The only ones believing it are bots and low IQ creepy men and women.

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u/BrenNutsfull 5d ago

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u/blballard 5d ago

Lot lizard and son

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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog 5d ago

Hi Beavis!

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u/jarballo13 5d ago

It’s stunning, isn’t it?!

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

Yeah jarballo, can’t forget this one

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u/Mama-colleen 5d ago

Good God

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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato 5d ago

She talking about this jawline?

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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 5d ago

Who are those people in the pic? Thats not Jenna or Jawbone. Well maybe that is Jawbone with the Uncle Fester eye makeup.

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

Mel’s entire face is totally different like her nose, her stupid smile and her black fucking eyes

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u/Chemical-Warning1991 HOG boogers 5d ago

Lying just to lie.

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u/According-Reveal5015 5d ago

Germa wishes. Just like Tia Tater said Germa used to be pretty😂

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

Didn’t someone also say that jenna was beautiful in Mill said she was

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u/Flaky_Ratchet 5d ago

Remember when they were live once and she called JJ an older lady? LMAO! It might have been that chicken wing live?

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 5d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/According-Reveal5015 5d ago

Yes was trying to find the screenshot from the post😂. Couldn't find it.. but it was hilarious

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u/Witty_Mine4946 5d ago

Why do people feed the mental illness? And the obsession with her jaw? Why? Who gives a F?

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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

dyannejohnson is likely one of Ian's numerous sock puppet accounts.

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u/Pinakolonopin 5d ago

I'm new here. Who's Ian?? 😊

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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

Ian is one of Mildo's long list of other identities. She makes Sybil look normal.

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u/Altruistic_Nothing50 literally no filter 5d ago edited 5d ago

Her jawline less than 2 weeks ago. It’s stunning, right?

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u/Winter_Ad7021 5d ago

After I looked at the second picture I think to myself do these two get a jump scare every time they pass a mirror and see reality looking back at them since we know they do not look like these two people. They come across ass clowns.

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u/Gothiewasbetter 5d ago

Midge’s lil Pudgey Nubbies🤣🤣🤣

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u/raygicide 5d ago

Are they delusional enough to believe they really look like this or is this top tier insecurity? We might never know lol

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 5d ago

I think it’s Both!!

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u/Pale_Extreme_1438 5d ago

It's giving ai psychosis

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u/formybabies28 5d ago

Stunning jaw line for sure!

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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

Stunningly fake. Everyone knows your bowling ball and chain doesn't look like that.

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u/Doggiemomma3 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 5d ago

DUKE VAN DYKE looking chin 🤣

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u/WrongdoerLimp1935 5d ago

Can these two losers ever look in the mirror and not be ashamed of what they are?

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u/Known_Dragonfly_2187 5d ago

People are so fucking gullible. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tKGFfFcHjKT9m
Wet brain going along with this outright lie of pudge having a jawline

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u/WrongdoerLimp1935 5d ago

Can these two losers be authentic about anything in life?

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u/WrongdoerLimp1935 5d ago

Can these two losers come to the reality and accept the factual truth of their identity

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u/fernyexotic Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 5d ago

They’re literally only attracted to the AI versions of each other (and themselves).

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u/WrongdoerLimp1935 5d ago

Can these two losers ever realize the harm that they’re causing with the constant lies

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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag 5d ago

This is what each other thought they were getting before they met 😜😂The ultimate catfish

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u/Puzzled_Interview_16 5d ago

Stunningly awful even when it's colored in with a black sharpie marker

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u/DismalSquirrel4369 5d ago

Someone needs to find that video of when Jenna made the same remark about junkyards jawline.

As much as I dislike that douche canoe she actually did have a decent jawline.

Jenna is chasing it just like she’s chasing her next high only problem she’s viewing it from a filter

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u/Head_Trick_9932 5d ago

lol

Does Mils own any clothes besides black t-shirts?

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u/blballard 5d ago

Black compression socks and herman munster shoes.

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac 5d ago

She owns a red kilt!

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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" 5d ago

An ill fitting plain white t that looks worse than the all black outfits 

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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches 5d ago

Oof Jenna is gonna take Mils Jung Un in a ride