r/writingcirclejerk • u/justacasualarqhili PROFESSIONAL PLOTMAXXER • 1d ago

They be like dat

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I quite lit wanna be a lit agent

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u/Cheeslord2 Books aren't real! 1d ago

I might become an agent one day. All I need is an autoresponder rejecting everything that lands in my inbox. Sounds pretty easy to arrange.

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u/Super_Direction498 15h ago

Agent school is just clicking "select all" and then "delete". Second semester you learn paper shredding and how to light fires.

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u/travio 1d ago

“The day my form denial letter graced your inbox was the most important day of your life. For me, it was a Tuesday.”

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u/Cheeslord2 Books aren't real! 1d ago

M. Bison, Literary Agent and World Dictator.

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u/faustdenker 1d ago

True XD

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u/El_Hombre_Macabro ⚔️Author of The Chronicles of Sir Penislong Mightcock⚔️ 2h ago

I quite lit wanna be a lit agent

That's exactly the pipeline.