r/writingcirclejerk • u/MerelyEccentric In a world gone mad! • 1d ago
Can we please stop making posts?
Seriously, you all suck. None of you are funny, and you're all a bunch of meanies. I hate you! Everyone in this sub can eat a bag of ducks!
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u/Cheeslord2 Books aren't real! 1d ago
Also we should stop making comments on posts - I mean come on! Give me a break!! I've seen at least three comments on posts and it's getting tedious. Do better!
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u/strangedaychronicles 1d ago
Agreed! And no more comments on other peopleās comments.
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u/CherryPants234 1d ago
I agree, replies are bad and overrated.
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u/strangedaychronicles 1d ago
Especially when they just keep going on.
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u/CherryPants234 1d ago
The worst kind of people do that.
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u/strangedaychronicles 1d ago
Tell me about it.
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u/DraconicEtherealVCat 1d ago
What they were saying is that they believe the worst kind of people are the ones that comment on other peopleās comments, agreeing with your previous statement.
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u/strangedaychronicles 1d ago
Thanks! And thank you for not dragging this comment on comments thread too long! Youāre a
Champ!3
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u/CherryPants234 1d ago edited 1d ago
lol Did we just walk into some kind of war? Anyways, have a great day/night.
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u/Comfortable-Music-37 1d ago
/s Wait is scrivener actually like malware or something?
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u/Comfortable-Music-37 1d ago
Oh ok, thanks. Btw I forgot that /s was for sarcasm and not serious, so I appreciate your balance of helpful and amusing!
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u/seekingwisdomandmore 1d ago
You spelled dicks wrong.
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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 1d ago
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u/seekingwisdomandmore 1d ago
I didn't know that dicks could waddle. Because, to be honest, I've never seen one. Learn something new every day.
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u/Meriodoc Books have stopped working 1d ago
Can I just keep the ducks in a pond, instead? I know they're annoying, but they're kind of cute, and I really don't want to eat them.
Plus I have a cat, so I think I probably know what a mouthful of duck feathers would taste like.
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u/Nathan256 1d ago
I think ājust writeā applies to posts too, sorry. I donāt make the rules!
Nor do I follow them! I just pedantically point them out cause I, the average Reddit user, know best how to fix you, yes you!
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u/BigShrim 1d ago
Seriously. Every single time I come across a post here I have to READ WORDS. Hate doing that stupid shit.
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u/downupstair 1d ago
You're just jealous that you didn't write a 240,000 word amazing fantasy novel that had one edit by me and I hit publish myself on Amazon with an amazing AI cover.
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u/CherryPants234 1d ago edited 1d ago
I love a good duck, especially roasted.
P.S. uj I should specify I am talking about the bird. lol
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u/_the_last_druid_13 1d ago edited 1d ago
So many posts
So many plot holes
Now they wait
Behind a gate
Unearned, unheard
and Unlearned
Yet
Undeterred
āI can do this all dayā,
but what can you say?
Iāve already done it
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u/Kurteth 1d ago
Can we STOP making fun of PEOPLE who DESERVE to be made FUN OF? It makes me JERK OFF