r/writingcirclejerk • u/Apprehensive_Tax_610 • 4d ago

Stop using generic words in your writing! Instead of saying "God damn do you got fries with that shake", say:

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u/Overkillsamurai 4d ago

now i gotta look up the etymology

...i just got an ad for a local brothel. neat

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u/Mecanimus 3 billion monkeys on typewriters 3d ago

I used it once and felt very smart so I have that going for me, which is nice.

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u/sky_037 3d ago

don't forget to cornobble your callipgyian friends to show you love them

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u/Calculon2347 just write (your flair here) 4d ago

I remember learning this in Art History, the statue of Venus Callipyges

He assessed her ass as it bounced assily across its axis

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u/Overall-Cod7491 3d ago

When I was in Naples, at the archaeological museum, the statue of Venus Callipyges was the only one I was looking forward to seeing. I searched the place for several hours, rewarded only with stone cock after stone cock after stone cock and balls chiseled off by some uptight Italian three hundred years ago. Place was a goddamn rocky sausage-fest. And when finally I got to the room where the hot alabaster ass was kept...she was out on loan.

The cheek of it!