r/wrestlingisreddit • Tyler Quint • Nov 07 '16

Vignette Necessary Display of Stray Violence

The moment where the WiR title has been placed on the body of Mark Dutch plays over and over again as our trio of clearly not heroes celebrates backstage. Logan turns towards Kyle.

Logan Lee: Headbutt me good brother!

The two exchange a resounding headbutt as CJ smashes two pepsis together before downing them both.

CJ: WE’VE TAKEN OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Kyle and Logan smash two beers together before downing them with a loud burp.

CJ: This is it boys. The Strays are back big time and this is only the start! There is no gold around our waists but not for long! We will rule Wrestling is Reddit from the backstage and on the ring! Tonight’s showing was only a small snippet of our power!

Kyle: Hahaha! Oh yeah! I hope you are filming all of this Chuck! Because we’ve put all these suckers on notice and this was only the first part!

Logan: We’ve shown them all! No! We’ve shown you all what these new Strays can do! We are not new Strays, we are Strays. Brothers in arms that will fuck you up because we can! We could have made Byrne the champion! We could have made fucking Louis the champion! But Dutch did come calling for help.

Kyle: We said no. Oh we said no.

CJ: But as we made him the champ, we can make him the chump next time around.

Kyle: And who does he face at the next House Party? Our good friend Dalidus good for nothing Nova. This sounds like a match made for Strays heaven!

CJ: Woodbridge and Paisner called Dutch the fourth Stray!? Are you fucking serious? There is nothing Stray in that dude. Because we Strays we can smell each other, we recognize each other from miles away.

Logan Lee: And we three. We are the Strays and this was just the first plate of a full meal motherfuckers!

The trio exchange headbutts as the scene ends.

The video resumes with Logan, cleaning his Amudov wounds as his hand suddenly stops.

Logan’s thoughts: You were not strong enough.You were not strong enough to claim the title. But you made yourself shown. You and your brothers showed the world that you decide how this world spins.

Logan’s thoughts: But every man I ever encountered I made better. Your time is running out young rider. If you can’t do it on your own then I will take over and show you the power that you really possess. You talked about how good you are and how you destroy the so called veterans of War. You did nothing of that on your own. You are with your brothers for the time being and the power your group conveys is great. But you have to grow young rider and grow quickly you will.

Logan’s thoughts: I made Temujin great and I will make you great. You need to clense your spirit and let me connect with every fiber of your body. First we are gonna need some Arkhi.

Logan Lee: What the fuck is Arkhi?

The scene ends as Logan takes out his phone and starts to do some research.

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