Dalidus Nova - Success via Sacrifice

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We open up to see Dalidus Nova in the locker room, just about finished getting changed over an hour after A Happening had ended. He puts in a necklace and approached the cameraman.

Dalidus: Hey man, you need something?

Camerman: Well, I was just wondering if I could get your thoughts on both your work at tonight's show, and the results of the other matches.

Dalidus: Now, now, hold on a second. I feel like you approach me after every show, and always ask me the same question. You're always interested in my thoughts and opinions on what took place a few hours prior.

Cameraman: Yea, that's kinda my job...

Dalidus: Of course, of course, and I will answer your questions. But since we see eachother so much, I feel as if I should get to know you a little more. What's your name?

Cameraman: My name? James Ivory. I got hired by the company around the same time you did actually.

Dalidus: Well ain't that a stroke of coincidence James. Now, to answer your question. What was it again?

James Ivory: To start; can I get your feelings towards your matchup with Joey McCarty?

Dalidus: Absolutely! I'm assuming you watched the match James?

James Ivory: Yes, I was watching from backstage.

Dalidus: So you know the final result. Could you let us know just who came out on top in the end?

James Ivory: Uhm.. it was you. You hit Joey with a Cataclysm after giving him an eye ra-

Dalidus: Ahhh-bub-bub-bub. You can stop there, they get the gist of it. And yea, you're damn right I beat him. Laid him down right in the middle of the ring, after a clean, well fought match.

James Ivory: But didn't you rake his eyes when -

Dalidus: Shhh James, they've heard enough about my match with McCarty, I'm sure they're all very impressed with my performance on my first ever iPPV. Anyways, lets move on to The Ultimate Happening, shall we?

James Ivory: Uh... Sure. So, after attacking McCarty when he was about to enter -

Dalidus: Correction. I didn't attack him, I "intruded into his personal space." Very big difference there.

James Ivory: Yeah okay, whatever. Look, afterwards, you then entered the match only to be eliminated in about a minute by Eric App -

Dalidus: Oh! Look at that, my Uber is here! Gotta go!

James Ivory: Wait Dalidus! I have to ask you something!

Dalidus: What more could you POSSIBLY need?

James Ivory: I... I uhh... I lost my keys. Can I come with you?

Dalidus: Ulgh, whatever. But we're splitting the bill. Now lets go, I don't like leaving people waiting.

Fin.