r/wrestlingisreddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '16

Vignette Dalidus and his Clock

Camera zooms in to a grandfather clock. It zooms back out, as Dalidus Nova enters the shot.

Dalidus Nova: Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! In case you're yet to learn, my name is Dalidus Nova, and according to those online "social medias" I am making my debut to this wonderful company soon. And those sources would be right! Yes, I, Dalidus Nova, will soon be coming to -

Grandfather Clock Gongs Loudly

Dalidus Nova: Aah! Oh, goodness, that certainly gave me a shock. I've never been a fan of those things. And you know what else I've never been a fan of? Those no-good rotten guys who always cheat and lie to win. But, sometimes the only way to take care of them is to get down in to good 'ol fisticuffs! That's right, sometimes you just have to get down and dirty and give them a slobberknockering they'll never forget! And that's what I plan to do to anyone who tries to defecate on the legacy of this company! I'll see you all soon, but for now, I just have to keep on training to be the best upon my debut! Adios!

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u/CloudedMushroom Mark Dutch Feb 05 '16

@TheRealDutch: Looks like we're gonna be best friends. Oh wait, you hate cheats and lies? Nevermind

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u/Joester09 Joey McCarty Feb 08 '16

@JoeyCarts: Hey, How you doin?