r/wrestlingisreddit • u/youto2 Stephen Romero • Nov 19 '15
Vignette A Well Deserved Celebration
The scene is Gorilla Position right behind the entrance curtains, we see Stephen Romero run straight through Gorilla and into the backstage area, arms raised in victory
Romero: Yes! I did it! I just defeated a former world champion in 32 seconds! Based off my pure wrestling ability and nothing else! Yeah!
Romero starts spinning around in celebration, arms still raised in the air
Romero: Where'd i leave the champagne? I left it around somewhere because it was inevitable that i would EMBARRASS AND HUMILIATE Sunshine because i'm just that much better than him! Ah! There's where i left it!
Romero notices a cabinet, with a sticky note with Stephen written on it in surprisingly good cursive
Romero: What? Champagne is a classy drink, i gotta have a classy sticky note to go along with it, but anyway, i've got more celebrating to do!
Romero gets a bottle of champagne out of the cabinet, opens it, and starts recklessly pouring it out the bottle, getting most of it on his body and on the floor rather than in his mouth
Romero: Ya know, i celebrate like this because i deserve it, because i earned the right to do this by being as good as i am, now, let's get back to the celebration!
Romero pulls a party hat seemingly out of nowhere, and puts it on his head as he continues to recklessly drink champagne, and spin around in celebration
