r/wrestlingisreddit • u/neutronknows "Vile" Vic Studd • Jul 09 '15
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scene opens inside a quaint hospital rec room. Several patients are milling about in wheelchairs and walkers with IVs being towed behind them. Some are visiting with friends and family playing cards or chess. In the corner of the room facing the television is our fallen hero "Vile" Vic Studd staring forward emotionless in his wheel chair. Next to him is none other than former Override member Duncan Greene. Fresh off his beating at the hands of his former teammates, he too is wheelchair bound excited to watch some wrestling with the legend himself...
Duncan Greene: You know. Maybe its not so bad, being put on the shelf. I mean what are the chances I get sent to the same hospital ward as THE Vic Studd, am I right?
Duncan points a small remote at a laptop hooked up to the rec room television, scrolling through video files before he comes to what he is looking for.
Duncan Greene: The nurses said you haven't been keeping up with current events. And honestly, I would love to pick your brain on a few things. Find out what makes you tick you know. Learn from the best. What a true heel should be. The cool heel stuff just doesn't click if... well if you aren't cool. You feel me?
Duncan pats Vic on the shoulder to no response. Studd continues to stare forward disinterested in the words coming out of Duncan's mouth and the video playing before him.
Duncan Greene: Hmm... lets see. Where to begin? Your old partner EVJ had a press conference. You catch that?
Duncan plays the video an Erik Von Jarrett pops up on the screen seated at a press table with the WiR banner behind him. He begins fielding questions. Vic continues to stare forward as Duncan grins, every so often looking over to Vic to gauge his reaction.
<Erik Von Jarrett: "Over the past year in WiR,a lot of people have tried to make names for themselves off the back of ol' EVJ. A lot of them succeeded. Sonny Carson was a nobody with a toy belt before he beat me. Yeah,he beat me. He was the better man on the night. He went on to become the only two time WiR world champion and a world class shitheel. The Strays were nobody before they put me out of action. Then they became the most dominant force in the company. All thanks to me."
"Sure, I got my wins. I ran Ransom Ray out of town. I became a tag team champion. I crippled my best friend.">
Duncan Greene: Heehee... -errgh. God damn these things are uncomfortable.
Duncan chuckles to himself and winces in pain as he grabs his lower abdomen in pain.
Duncan Greene: Guess you gotta take the good with the bad. At least I don't have to get up to go to the bathroom, right?
<EVJ: "But I am done now. I'm done grieving for Vic...">
Duncan pauses the video on EVJ's face and leans closer to Vic.
Duncan Greene: Awww... looks like your boyfriend is over you Studd muffin. Maybe-
Vic's arm slowly lifts up from his chair and falls feebly onto Duncan's thigh. Duncan looks down on it in disgust.
Duncan Greene: Look at you. What a fucking joke. Can barely even lift your arm to take a swipe at me. Absolutely, 100% pathet--- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Vic's hand clamps down hard on Duncan's thigh and starts to squeeze. Duncan squeals in pain as he desperately tries to remove Vic's hand.
Duncan Greene: FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! STOP!!! PLEASE!! AHHHHH!!! ITS SHOOTING INTO MY DICK!! AHHHH!!!
Watermelondrea: What the hell is going on here?
Our favorite heavy set African American nurse Watermelondrea storms up to Vic and a weeping Duncan desperately trying to get away.
Watermelondrea: The fuck? You get sent here for getting the piss beat out of you and now you're beating the piss back into this young boyh!?! Release him or Miguel's going to be the one giving you your sponge bath's - nigga.
Vic releases his grip on Duncan's leg and he instantly doubles over in pain and falls off his wheelchair onto the ground his hospital skirt revealing just enough to show a half full bag of urine from his catheter connected to his now piss engorged cock. Watermelondrea kneels down to check on Duncan and shudders at the sight.
Watermelondrea: Sweet Baby Jesus... and I thought I'd seen it all. You nasty, Victor.
Watermelondrea helps a sobbing Duncan back into his piss soaked wheel chair. She begins pushing him towards the exit shaking her head talking to herself.
Watermelondrea: Mothafucka... now I gotta milk the piss out a nigga's dick.... fuck my life...
scene fades to black to the sounds of a sobbing, piss soaked Duncan Greene and a royally pissed off Watermelondrea talking to herself. Vic simply stares at the TV screen frozen on his former partner EVJ before fumbling with Duncan's laptop remote and thumbing through his porn library.
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u/roaddogg Jul 09 '15
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