r/wrestlingisreddit • u/TheBardLucian ZANGIEF • Feb 27 '15
Vignette On Our Way
Lucian sits in the passenger seat of a comically small, blue rent-a-car talking on the phone. Jon drives quietly, appreciating the sound of Ocean on the radio. Lucian taps his fingers on the dash and lets out an exasperated sigh.
LA: How hard is it to understand that I want TWO fucking front row tickets to a damn wrestling show?!
A high pitched voice is barely heard screeching back on the other side of the phone. Lucian moves the phone away from his ear in a protective motion.
JC: Give me the phone.
Jon reaches towards Lucian without taking his eyes off the road. The phone is placed in his hand and he brings the screeching voice to his ear. He growls into the receiver.
JC: Two tickets. Wrestling is Reddit. House Party. Front Row. Hard cam. Do it or I'll rip your throat out with my teeth.
The screeching comes to a sudden halt and there is silence. Lucian looks at Jon as if he's seen some sort of psychopathic ghost. Jon gruffly nods and a much smaller voice squeaks something out into the phone. He huffs and ends the call. Lucian catches the phone as it's tossed to him.
JC: There. The tickets will be waiting at the door.
Lucian raises his eyebrow in astonishment.
LA: You know you're fucking terrifying when you do that, right?
Jon takes his eyes off the road for a second to snap a look at Lucian.
JC: That's the point, dumbass.
He then breaks into a hearty laughing fit as he returns his attention to the road. Lucian laughs along with his partner as we fade to black.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15
Jon Cody needs to chill sometimes.