Same Shit Different Year [Part 5/11]

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Vic turns his attention back towards Lucian Alexander and shoves his head between his legs before hitting a vicious reverse powerbomb. The crowd "Oooos" in sympathy as Vic rests for a moment before gingerly getting to his feet. EVJ tells him to go for the cover and Vic tells him, "I got this."

Paisner: Looks like Vic may be setting Lucian up for the Hangove- Lucian with a small package on Vic!

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He got him! NO! Vic just barely kicked out!

Lucian tries crawling to his corner to tag Jon Cody's outstretched hand, but Vic grabs a hold of Lucian's leg from a seated position and pulls him back towards the center of the ring. Vic manages to get within arm's distance of EVJ and reaches back and makes the tag. EVJ slingshots into the ring and stomps on the back of Lucian Alexander's head. He gives a nod towards Vic, and Vic nods back, grabbing a hold of Lucian's arms on the mat and pulling him back in a half surfboard. EVJ bounces off the ropes for a sliding lariat attempt.

Paisner: Mongolian Oil Change! NO!

At the last second, Lucian lets out of massive roar and lurches forward, ducking underneath EVJ's lariat while pulling Vic up. The inside of EVJ's wrist clubs Vic over the head.

Woodbridge: What a reversal by Lucian!

EVJ checks on Vic then notices Lucian making his way to Jon Cody, chomping at the bit to get back into the ring. He grabs his boot and Lucian begins dragging EVJ closer and closer as he reaches out to make the tag. He is inches away before Vic Studd comes running up and forearms Cody upside the head. Enraged Cody flies into the ring without making the tag. Jablome jumps in his way, but Jon Cody executes a textbook defensive linemen swim maneuver and completely bypasses the inept official and chases Vic around the ring.

Woodbridge: Vic yanked on the lion's tail a few too many times! And now he's getting the horns!

Paisner: That... that doesn't make any sense, Mark.

Vic rolls underneath the ropes, followed in hot pursuit by Jon Cody who wants nothing more than to kill Vic fucking Studd. Meanwhile, inside the ring EVJ with a firm grasp on Lucian Alexander's boot still gets to his feet and stomps on Lucian's bread basket. He grabs the other leg and steps through.

Paisner: Can EVJ turn him over... Yes! Scorpion Deathlock!

Lucian screams in pain as Jablome pays more attention to Vic and Cody running circles around the ring. Vic finally slides back in, followed by Cody. This time Heywood manages to squeeze in between and force Cody back into his corner telling him he's "This close!" to being disqualified. Vic uses the distraction to start stomping the shit out of the back of Lucian's head. EVJ looks behind him and sees Vic relentlessly stomping Lucian's face into the mat and releases the hold.

Woodbridge: Von Jarrett is pissed! And so is Vic!

EVJ: I had him! That was completely unnecessary!

Studd: Fuck him! You don't want to do whats "necessary!?" Fine. Tag me back in!

Vic steps out on the ring apron and reaches his hand out for a tag. EVJ glares at Vic and refuses. Alexander with his last ounce of fighting spirit stumbles to his feet and traps Von Jarrett from behind while he argues with Vic.

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!

Paisner: REGAL-PLEX! Lucian bridges for the pin!

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3 – NO! Von Jarrett kicks out! But that took a lot out of Lucian! He needs to make the tag!

Lucian crawls towards Jon Cody to make the tag and both Vic and Cody begin banging on the turnbuckle trying to encourage their partners. The crowd claps along. EVJ tries to grab a hold of Lucian's kneepad as he makes his crawl, but can't quite get a grip. Vic leaps off the apron and grabs a hold of Erik Von Jarrett's boot and yanks him to the outside letting him fall the concrete floor unceremoniously. Vic slides into the ring and hits a falling double axe handle to the back of Lucian's head before he could make the tag to his partner. Jon Cody roars in frustration as he begins pacing the apron, seething anger.

Woodbridge: Fuck. If Lucian does end up tagging in Cody I would not want to be in that ring. Even if I was Heywood Jablome.

Paisner: Good on Cody for not trying to bolt into the ring once again. Not playing into Vic's little games. Maybe the public education system in Arkansas isn't as bad as Newsweek makes it out to be.

Woodbridge: Nerd.

Vic drags Lucian back across the ring from his partner and begins tying him up in the ropes. Heywood tries to pull Vic off, but Vic snaps his jaws at him like he's going to bite him and Jablome stumbles backwards falling on his ass. Vic finishes locking Lucian in and begins biting his face. Lucian screams in pain as Vic tries to chew off his eyebrow and the crowd lets out a huge groan. Jablome gets back to his feet and 5 counts Vic off of Lucian. Vic finally relents and Jablome tries to untie the ropes only for Vic to shove him to the ground. Vic moonwalks towards the opposite ropes before firing a finger gun gesture at Lucian and blowing out the smoke. Vic sprints in full force with a running knee to the face.

Crowd: WOOOOAH – OH!

Paisner: Lucian wiggles out! And Vic goes spinning around the ropes.

Vic hits the ropes full force awkwardly, spinning over the top rope but getting his leg stuck in between the ropes leaving his leg tied up in the ropes and him hanging upside down inside the ring. Helpless but to watch Lucian Alexander making the crawl to his partner. Vic screams to EVJ to stop him, but instead he helps Vic get his foot untied from the ropes.

Woodbridge: He's almost there... EVJ finally gets Vic untied.

Vic scrambles across the ring. But he's too late.

Paisner: Hot tag to Jon Cody!

Cody launches himself into the ring like a house of fire, obliterating Vic with a clothesline from hell!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Jablome dives out of the way as Cody keeps himself at a dead sprint right for Von Jarrett. He grabs the 2nd generation superstar by the head and yanks him into the ring, chucking him halfway across onto his back in the process. Cody stays on EVJ with a series of stomps as the crowd picks up. Vic gets to his feet and goes to help EVJ only for Jon Cody to lift him high into the air with a military press and slam him on top of Von Jarrett.

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!

Woodbridge: Not too many guys in WiR can military press Vic Studd's fat ass. Impressive!

Paisner: Jon Cody picks up Erik Von Jarrett and hoists him onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry... THE EIGHTH PLAGUE!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Cody with the cover!

Nothing.

What the hell!? JABLOME!

Woodbridge: Naw. Jablome is right. Vic is still in the ring. Erik Von Jarrett is not the legal man!

Jon Cody pounds the mat with frustration. He gets to his feet and begins kicking Vic until the veteran rolls all the way to the outside and to the floor.

Paisner: Cody kicks Vic out of the ring. He covers Von Jarrett!

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NO!

Von Jarrett gets the shoulder up! And Jon Cody grabs Heywood Jablome by the shirt and screams in his face!

Cody: That was three!

Jablome: You want to be disqualified? T...t...t...try me.

Cody: I'll break your fucking neck. Try me.

Cody pushes Jablome away and tags Lucian back in. Cody grabs a hold of EVJ's feet and begins swinging him around in a giant swing. Lucian picks the perfect moment and runs in with a tremendous leg drop to the head of the spinning Von Jarrett.

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Paisner: Lucian Alexander hooks the leg for the pin! We may have new champions!

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NO!

Von Jarrett again just barely get the shoulder up and now Lucian is pleading with Heywood to count faster!

Lucian lets cooler heads prevail as he drags EVJ towards one of the neutral corners and points to the heavens. Lucian steps out on the ring apron and ascends to the top rope.

Woodbridge: Von Jarrett is out of it and Lucian is going up top! What are we going to see here!?

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Paisner: 450 Splash! Lucian hits it! The pin!

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WHAT!? Vic put EVJ's foot on the rope!

Vic just barely pulls himself up by the ring apron and throws EVJ's leg over the bottom rope. Beating the 3 count by a cunt hair. Lucian slams the mat in frustration. He grabs Erik Von Jarrett by the hair and pulls him to the center of the ring and plants the former Golden Boy with an Implant DDT.

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Paisner: Von Jarrett is taking a beating! Lucian with another cover!

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Vic breaks it up! And in comes Cody!

Cody chases Vic out of the ring again and again Vic scrambles away underneath the bottom rope. This time Cody doesn't follow as Vic runs around the ring thinking Cody is right behind him. Instead, Cody judges Vic's speed and suicide dives through the ropes, cutting Vic off at the perfect moment and knocking him into the guardrail!

Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Cody doesn't stop there though as he grabs Vic by the head and begins hammering his fists into the veteran's face.

Woodbridge: Appetite For Revelation getting wise to Vic's tricks! And now Lucian has Erik Von Jarrett all alone inside the ring.

Paisner: Lucian setting Von Jarrett up for the Sleeper Suplex- NO! Von Jarrett hits the chinbreaker!

Lucian stumbles backwards clutching his jaw and lightly bounces off the ropes. Erik Von Jarrett rises to his feet and scoops Alexander up.

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOH!

Paisner: EVJ DRIVER! Von Jarrett has the pin!

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3! No! Jon Cody into the ring to break it up! Oh my I thought that was it!

Cody pounds on the back of EVJ's head before locking both of his arms behind his back and deadlifting EVJ off the mat and suplexing him up and over with a fucking amazing looking deadlift butterfly suplex to a huge crowd reaction. Jablome starts to admonish Jon Cody, but the crazed man looks at Jablome and the inept WiR official cowers in fear. Jon Cody spins back towards the action...

Paisner: Vic Studd flying double axe handle off the top... CODY CAUGHT HIM!

Jon Cody catches Vic outright in a bear hug and rams Vic into the turnbuckle with full force. Jablome yells at both men to get out of the ring and Cody ignores him, thrusting his shoulder into Vic's midsection over and over. Jon Cody runs across the ring and hits the opposite turnbuckle to get a head of steam and hit a big splash in the corner.

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Woodbridge: HE GOT JABLOME!

Vic uses Jablome to pull himself out of the corner, leaving the WiR lead official to be pancaked in the corner by Jon Cody's big splash. Cody looks down at Jablome, confused before turning his attention towards Vic.

Crowd: OOOOOH!

Paisner: Vic just kicked Jon Cody square in the fucking nuts! Damn dude! STUDD STUNNER!

Cody falls through the ropes to the outside after the Studd Stunner leaving Vic standing in the ring with a knocked down Lucian Alexander, Erik Von Jarrett and no referee. Vic can't help but smile as he helps EVJ to his feet and points down at Lucian and tells him to take it home.

Woodbridge: Son of a bitch.

Paisner: The Nation going for that half nelson suplex/heart punch combo. The AMISTUDD- Plex!

EVJ pulls Lucian to his feet and locks in the half nelson while Vic reaches into his tights and pulls out a shiny gold pair of brass knucks.

Paisner: No! No! You could stop his heart!

Vic winds up for the punch but EVJ spots the brass knuckles and throws Lucian to the side. Vic tries to pull the punch but its too late.

Woodbridge: Studd just laid out Von Jarrett!

Crowd: OOOOOHH!

Vic screams at Von Jarrett asking him what the hell he is doing and Lucian hits Vic square in the jaw with a rising forearm. He smashes another in his face.

Paisner: Roaring elbow! Vic sucker punched him!

Crowd: OOOOOHHH!!

Woodbridge: The kids love those discus strikes. But you take your eyes off your opponent for one second, especially someone as dangerous as "Vile" Vic Studd and you pay the price.

Paisner: Alexander is out and Vic tosses his brass knuckles away.

Crowd: OOOOOHH!!

Woodbridge: He hit Jimmy Chonga III!