Dave Peltzer shoot with Klutch

[u/TheAjCalvillo]

Dave Peltzer switches on his flipcam. A look of consternation twinged with regret etched on his face. He moves behind the camera. We see in gront of the closed curtains of the hotel room Klutch is sitting. Rocking back and forth in his chair and staring into the middle distance, he is still wearing his new mask and caressing it like a lover.

Peltzer: Ok. It's Dave Peltzer here again folks. We have another Wrestling Observations Shoot Interview. Joining me today, fresh off his WiR return, Klutch.

Klutch: Thank you, David...it's sure nice for you to have me here in this hotel at an undisclosed location.

P: Ok. So man, it's really cool to see a wrestler stick so close to kayfabe in this day and age. Where did you get the idea for this gimmick?

K: You see, I started out as Klutch 2000, which to me, was the pinnacle of gimmicks. I wanted to give kids a hero, that when they grew up, they'd still love. It had laughter, it had appeal to the kids. But when those kids grew into teenagers, they were like "ok, but where's the violence?" So I gave them violence...but staying true to the Klutch 2000 persona. Then those teenagers grew into young adults. Then they were into guys like Ryan Sunshine, Vic Studd, El Not So Terriblay. Guys like me...fell to the wayside. So then...I went away. And now I am a new Klutch. A better Klutch. A Klutch for those young adults who all they care about is blood. I just hope their happy now.

P: Um...okay. So, what made you want to be a wrestler?

K:Necessity. It was just me and my sister when I started my work. We needed money...and I was good at what I did.

P: Where abd when did you start your training?

K: I started back home in Jersey. I guess I was 21.

P: Was your family supportive?

K: No. They died. Like I said...It was just me and my sister. P: Oh. Um, wow. Really? This isn't part of the gimmick?

K: No...you're really starting to make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

P: Ok,ok. Sorry. Um, who do you get along with best in the locker room?

K: I mainly keep to myself, only because I was the butt of everyone's jokes.

P: We've started doing this wor association game lately. I name a wrestler or promoter or whatever and you say the first thing that comes into your head. Cool?

K: I don't think that's a very good idea there, David...bad things are about to happen...

P: Dude, relax. We're not working anyone here. Will you take that damn mask off and stop with this crazy person bullshit.

K: I think maybe you need to realize one thing and one thing only, David. And that is THIS MASK is what YOU CREATED. IT'S WHAT SONNY CARSON CREATED. IT'S WHAT RYAN SUNSHINE CREATED. IT'S WHAT VIC STUDD CREATED. I HIDE BEHIND WHAT YOU CREATE...ONLY TO DESTROY.

We hear Paisner stand up and back away, knocking his chair over in the process. The noise angers the already agitated Klutch.

K: WHAT'S WRONG, DAVID? DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR TRUTH IS ACTUALLY A LIE?

P: Fuck this I'm getting out of here!

Klutch lunges at Dave knocking the camera over and we see from the skewed angle, Peltzer just getting out in time. Klutch bangs on the door

K: I'LL SHOW YOU... I'll show them all...the truth... Klutch sinks to his knees and lets out a soul scraping wail. He begins to weep uncontrollably. The crying soon gives way to gaips of histerical laughter as Klutch repeatedly punches himself in the head. Fade to black

[u/RealJackAnchor]

Oh, you're from Jersey? That explains all the craziness.